whitty is your english teacher [Whitty x reader, duhhh]

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Writing this on my serious account. Let that sink in.

TW: BRIEF mention of suicide at the beginning but its not much dont break everything bc of it geez louise

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You. You'll be [Y/N].

You're a student at a crummy night school because you decided to fail English in 9th grade.

Aaand, not once have you passed.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JUST READ ROMEO AND JULIET ALREADY...

Anyhoo, you get an email on your Samsung (lol) about your English teacher.

His name was... uhh....

Mr. Mefis or something??? Idk you failed English lol

...

Apparently the email is pretty dark.

Mr. Mefis decided to willy-nilly commit uh.... suicide...

Uh...

Soo... we're getting a replacement broski? Less gooo(?)

It appears his name is uhh...

"Mr. More."

...

Whit More.

...Macklemore??

Is the dude who made thrift shop our damn english teacher? Even better!

...no idiot, it's a sans bomb dude.

Oh. I see...

The next da- night after learning this information, you walk into the dark, cruddy classroom, clearly hearing the parading sounds of beeping cars through the windows... odd since this classroom was underground, almost.

Sitting at the dirty table with the thoughts of a dead teacher haunting your classroom shook you to death.

You think to yourself, "Maybe I should look for a new night school.."

And then, thats when Mr. More walked in... breaking the doorway, as he was mad tall. A normal dude with a bomb for a head

He began to speak.

"S'up guys—Oh shit— before anything, don't call me Mr. More. Just call me Whitty, or Mr. Whitty or sumn... depends on what you wanna do."

He sounded like a student himself, more laid back.

And what is with his name request... is it like, a deadname or something?

So... Whitty began to talk. About who he is, how the rest of the year will be... some of the students fell asleep tho. Of course.

You listened in though, part of it because there could be a test on his life and the other part was because, well not gonna lie, he caught your attention.

Yeah, you're a simp for edgelords. That's where this story is going.

Whitty didn't seem to care much that no one was listening to him... and eventually the class ended. Must be a long life story or something? Idk all you heard was about a factory.

But before the class ended, Whitty handed you a note that said "See me after class."

Wait NO IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF TEACHER X READER NOO NO 😭😭

But yea, everyone left and you stayed after.... dude it's 10 at night in the loudest city ever, whaddya want???

You went up to him and he started to speak again.

"Hey, I kinda noticed you were pretty much the only one paying attention. Nice to meet you-- oh SHIT SHIT SHIT...

I FORGOT TO DO FUCKING ATTENDENCE, I LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE TODAY... THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME..."

Whitty started turning blue and he blinked, his eyes turning yellow.

You, in a huge amount of fear, say, "Yo, you okay Mister uh... Whitty?"

Whitty quickly realizes his sudden breakdown and calms down abruptly. Apologizing profusely, he asks, "...hey, you know these people in here, righ'? can you at least tell me who you saw today?"

Ha. Jokes on him, you don't talk to anyone in class.

"Why not just mark everyone present?"

He stopped for a second. And agreed, tnanking you.

Why would adults care about being in this class, anyway?

Anyway.

You & Mr. Whitty talked for a bit, you eventually gave him your name as well...

Realizing at the time, it was 2AM...

On a friday night y'all.

You say, "Well then Mr. Whitty, thanks for the conversation, but I'mma head out. Seeya, teach!"

Whitty waved you goodbye, and you went back to your ghetto apartment that swarmed with cockroaches. Basically a living nightmare... unless you like cockroaches 😨

And you walked into the apartment.

And slept on the floor.

...You should really try harder in that class if you want a better job.

But hey, Mr. Whitty's dope enough, let's be real here.

Maybe he'll be your way outta your own mess...nah nah... unless? 😳

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I would move this to my joke account but holy crap I'm just that lazy

Probably won't continue this but ehh I'll see where it goes