"This is so fucking risky, why did I even agree to this." You whispered moreover to yourself, but Black heard and could only scoff. Right now, you two were at the grocery section of the mall.
When you two entered, you received a few wary looks. I mean, who wouldn't to be honest. Black was fully covered. From head to toes. He was wearing on of your hoodies, that's big on him, and some long black boots you forgot was even there.
His scarf completely covers half of his face and he used one of your sun glasses to cover his eyesockets.
Maybe the reason why no one stopped you two because they could have thought you two were just some innocent humans who wouldn't do anything bad.
Heh.
"Why do we need a huge ketchup again?"
You ask, looking at the list with squinted eyes.
"Probably Creampuff. Didn't You See Him Drink The Ketchup Earlier?"
You didn't. You were too busy shoving spaghetti and garlic bread on your mouth, at the same time, exchanging glances with Green, who seems quite amused at you.
You shake your head, earning a sigh from Black.
"Of course You Didn't. You Were Too Busy Exchanging Disgusting Glances With Green."
Your cheeks heated up a bit.
"Shut up. Let's just focus back to the groceries."
The two of you continued shopping in silence. Once you two were done, you started heading towards the counter.
"And we weren't exchanging whatever you're thinking, you're just imagining things."
He only scoffed as your groceries then started getting checked. After paying, you carried the bags, and started heading towards one of the stores to look for Green's clothes.
Unfortunately, They didn't allow anyone in with any Bags, except for a purse so now you left Black outside to look for Green's clothes.
You took a few, that's worth for 2 weeks before heading to pay. Although a commotion outside caught your attention so you went to the counter and laid down the clothes you picked for there.
"Hey, I'm going to buy these later. I think my friend's in trouble." You said as the male from behind the counter nodded. You turned around, and quickly walked out to see a woman, probably in her 40s laying on the ground in front of Black, screaming Bloody murder. The groceries were sprawled to the floor.
"HE HURT ME! HE HURT ME! SOMEONE TAKE HIM!"
God. Your luck is shit. Fucking Karen.
"What's the commotion about?"
You look at Black, who had his arms crossed, his posture stiff but it slightly slackens when he noticed you.
"he pushed me and threatened to kill me! Someone call the police on him!"
You look at Black, who you feel must have a huge frown on his face.
"This Woman Suddenly Appeared And Started Threatening Me. When I Did Not Answer, She Pulled The Grocery Bags and Threw Them To The Ground."
"YOU WERE IGNORING ME! I WAS JUST BEING NICE AND ASKING YOU! THEN YOU PUSHED ME! "
"We Both Did Not Do What You Are Claiming. You Went And Grabbed My Sleeve, Yet I Only Pulled My It Back,"He paused, dusting his clothes from invisible dust, "You Then Dropped And Started Screaming And Blaming Me For Your Own Actions."
It kind of made you nervous on how calm he is. You wondered how many times he had to deal with this back in his universe, if they have already reach the surface, that is.
"LIAR! DON'T BELIEVE HIM!"
"Karen, shut up. You okay, Gary?"
You can feel his bonebrow raise at that, but he only went along.
"Yes. Please Call Security For This...Disgusting Excuse."
"YOU TWO ARE BULLYING ME NOW! YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS! I KNOW PEOPLE IN HIGH POSITIONS AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU BOTH END UP IN JAIL!"
"Great and all, but you still have to pay for the groceries." you say.
She only sneered, stomping on the pile of eggs and spitting on the ground near you. You grimaced as she raised her middle fingers.
"Fuck you. You don't tell me what to do!" She cackled before walking away. Not too far away, she then got approached by security and was dragged back to you.
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You and Black went back home with a bunch of new groceries, money being provided by the Karen's family, who was quite ashamed of what their relative did.
Hickory greeted you two, and helped bring the Groceries to the kitchen, while Black went to Green to give him the clothes you bought.
What a troublesome day it is.
||Author's Note||
Honkers badonkers, what is this chapter mwhahshajx
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Magic Marbles
FanfictionIn which a fangirl buys magical marbles from a shady guy and it actually works. "Holy fuck, It actually works?" -more tags will be added as the story progresses-