"Oo yeah I moving to Brighton to day ooo yeah!" I sing really annoyingly while doing my happy dance, you see I'm moving because I got a job with youtube and I'm getting paid 26,000 dollars per week soo yeah and I'm moving in with the famous Casper lee and joe sugg. Don't ask why them cause I was practically bribe to move with them....
So right now I'm at the air port and I saw to boys that look really- oh wait there dan and phil I run and jump onto dans back " Danny boy how are you" I yell "holy crap Ryder" dan exclaims "problem?" I ask
"Yes you" he said I jump off and turn to. PHIL!
"Philly how are you the fine morning" I ask trying to attempted a British accent
"Umm Ryder its 4 in the afternoon"
"Pish posh" I said
"You the hell says push posh any more" dan asked
"I do got a pro-" but I was cut off by a person screaming 'HAZZA come back here'
"OHH sugar puffs" I exclaim and dan and phil look at me weirdly "one direction is here hide meeee" I yell desperately all of a sudden I'm push to the floor with bags on top of me "yep what a great hiding spot guys a bet they won't notice I person with a bunch of bags on them" I say sarcastically
"Oh my god its dan and phil " Harry said walking over here with my brother oh shit is gonna go down!
"Hi" they said waving "would you like an autograph"
"*cough* creepy ass weirdos *cough* " I whispered but they all heard
And dan and phil glared at me and I gave the, an innocent smile
"What was that" Niall asked
"That was.... My....phone alert thing when I get... A msg....from..... Casper lee" phil said awkwardly and I bit the inside of my lip to try to stop laughing
I saw louis staring at me so I waved and he waved back but zyan saw louis gesture
"Lou who are you waving too" zyan asked
"Umm.... The security guy named Barry " he said while it came out more as a question I looked to where there was a security guard and it said Barry as his name.... And I tried not to laugh
I saw Liam drop his phone near my face and I bent to pick it up
"What the heck are you doing " he whispered
"Hiding from Alfie ...?" I question and he gave me a 'I'm-not-stupid-ryder' look
"I'm hiding from my brother soo shaddup" I whispered and he walked back to the boys
All of a sudden Alfie walked over where the hell did he come from
"Wassup guys" he said and he noticed me and gave me a 'really' look and I just shrugged
"Well I'm going too get the harries twins soo bye" Alfie said and I sprang up from the ground freighting some of the boys
"Really" I asked and bolted towards jack and fin
When I got their I walk up to there faces and poked them and I squealed in delight and turn to Alfie
"There real" I stage whispered "do you think I can hugged them" I ask
And Alfie just shrugged and I notice he was filming stupid boy
"You do know we're right here." Fin said motioning to him and jack
"Oh my god they talk" I exclaimed getting a few weird looks which caused bloody Alfie to laugh
"Right okay who are you" jack said
And I gasped "Alfie you didn't tell them who I am" i whined like a 3 year old
"I thought you could introduce yourselves since you brother is here to"
"Why would I tell them you my bro is his lame as well as the other 4 idiots " I said and I heard 7 gasps I turn to see my bro and direction dan and phil
"What its true" I said walking over too Eddie
"Finn, jack let me introduce you to my brother ed sheeran and I'm Ryder sheeran" I said proudly and some one coughed "oh and these freaks are one direction" I said painly
"Excuse me girl I'm no freak" Louis sasses
"Oh yes, yes you are" Liam said and I high fives him
-on the plane-
Guess who I got stuck next too?
Freaking Louis tomolinson he is fudging annoying
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Fanfiction"I'll get you" 3 exclaimed in unison.... That's not creepy at all Then I heard my phone ring... Save by the bell "Go go sumari " I said pulling on my phone and giving the kidnappers a 'one sec' sign and they just stared at me like 'what the fu...
