Crusty radiomare

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"Uh Sir?" Said Brumm

"Yes Brumm?" Said Grimm reading a newspaper

"You got an invitation to.... something , it just says "extraordinary entertainment"" said Brumm inspecting the envelope

"Burn it with fire" said Grimm nonchalantly

"It says it's from a secret admirer" said Brumm

"Then burn it with extra nice fire" deadpanned Grimm "why do people think I'll actually accept these?"

"Grimm! What have you done with my special extra sweet dream cake that took me months to perfect?!" Asked Ray from a different room

"On second thought" said Grimm "it sounds wonderful ,bye!"

Then Grimm teleported away , barely avoiding a spear heading for his stomach

That same spear hit Brumm , well , tried

A ting was heard and the spear disappeared

"If only he knew he didn't eat the real one" said Brumm before pulling out the real dream cake "So , what are you gonna do now?"

Then Wroid appeared from nowhere

"Eat it of course" said Wroid at he took the cake "mom doesn't actually care about the cake , she just wants to mess with dad , that invite came at a convenient time"

Then Wroid went to his room with the cake and watched tv while eating

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"So , this is the place" said Grimm as he looked at a cafe "they didn't specify anything , so I guess I'll just take a seat out front"

Then Grimm sat down and waited

"Is this seat taken?" Asked a red deer demon

"No , if the guy who invited me is this late he better be ready to sit on the ground" said Grimm tiredly

"Hmm? Invite?" Asked the demon "what a coincidence! I've been invited to something here too"

"Is it "extraordinary entertainment"?" Asked Grimm

"It seems we share the same host" said the demon cheerfully "Name's Alastor, you?"

"Grimm the nightmare king" said Grimm cheerfully "and do you mean Alastor as in the radio demon?"

"The king of Nightmares himself heard of me? I'm flattered!" Said Alastor with a smile

"Well, a decent amount of nightmares in my realm were caused by you" said Grimm nonchalantly "I am very grateful for your patronage"

"Oh you're welcome" said Alastor with a smile "now i__"

He were interrupted by Grimm.... catching a bullet that was aimed at his head between his fingers

"If you're trying to kill me , at least try something better than bullets , sniper or not , it's not gonna work" said Grimm nonchalantly

Then two giant robot suits appeared with demons inside of them

Alastor raised a brow

"It's almost as if they ran out of ideas and thought "robots"" said Grimm tiredly "let's just get this over with"

"Greetings Grimm and Alastor! I see you got the invitation" Said one of the robot suits "are you ready to die?"

"Are we supposed to know you?" Asked Alastor tilting his head

"Oh no no no!" Said the other robot suit "our boss is the one who wants you gone!"

"Oh great! Where's your boss?" Asked Grimm cheerfully

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