"Brumm!" Called Rae
"Please don't tell me you're calling me here to tell me that you're gonna do some crazy shenanigans that I won't be involved in at all" said Brumm tiredly
"I...just wanted a sandwich" said Rae calmly "but I guess I'm just gonna eat outside"
"Sorry!" Said Brumm as Ray left the room "it's just that Grimm does that a lot and I thought__she already left *sigh* I'm just gonna go gamble with Divine"
And he did
Divine screamed with the power of a thousand banshees whenever she lost even a single coin
Brumm had fun
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Ray was heading towards a relatively new restaurant in hell , a restaurant that she found so good she became a regular
Mostly to see the expressions of the customers
It was called Soapway
They were greatest evil in the food industry
As the name suggests, they gave no living fucks about copyright infringement
And that they were about soap
The food there was delicious , the most delicious in all of hell
But it came in the color and shape of soap...and the feeling of soap AND THE SMELL OF SOAP
IT EVEN BUBBLED LIKE SOAP!!!
So other than it's incredible taste and extremely healthy nutritional value, it was soap
Rae LOVED to watch the customers struggle to eat their food , this restaurant is truly evil
Especially when they make people guess which is the food and which is the real soap as a game for a free meal
And it's not like the people can stop them, it's too delicious...not the soap but the food
And Ray entered the restaurant cheerfully
"Hey! Ray! The usual?" Asked the worker happily
"You know it!" said Ray enthusiastically
Then a few minutes later the worker comes back with a bar of soap on a plate and a monitor that showed everyone in the restaurant up close
"Ah, a delicious bar of soap while watching people nervously trying to bite into their food" said Ray happily "this is the li__"
"Can I please have a bite?" Asked someone from behind Ray
Ray turned around to see a child demon in dirty fancy clothes (clothes that used to look fancy), the child looked tired and hungry, he also looked weird, he was a purple imp with horns that were striped purple and black
"....sure" said Ray shrugging before giving the child the bar of soap
The child devoured the soap food without regard for the possibility of it being soap
"Uhh..kid?" Said Ray making the kid look at her "where are your parents?"
"They forgot me here" said the child sadly "but they'll come back once they see I'm gone, I'm sure of it!"
"Yeah, good luck with that" said Ray nonchalantly
"Maybe you can help me find them!" Said the boy excitedly "my mom is tall, is pink has big b___"
"There's only one word that can complete that sentence and I'm not letting you say it" said Ray narrowing her eyes
"Why?" Asked the boy curiously
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A Grimm fate
FanficA millionaire does dumb things and ends up in hell as his favorite character from hollow knight Grimm....kinda? But somethings are just not adding up Can he live through idiocy , parenthood , sassy servants and more! (this was written for the giggl...