This'll have large amounts of crack, I don't know what I was on when I was making this
This is a really stupid chapter
Enjoy
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"*deep inhale* *deep exhale* Sir?" Said Brumm tiredly
"Yes Brumm?" Said Grimm happily
"Why?" Asked Brumm in frustration
"Why what?"
"Why are there guns in place of your arms?" Asked Brumm in frustration "actually, I don't think I want to know"
"What?! I prepared the whole bullsh*ting script and everything" said Grimm sulking
"Nope!"
"I was just joking" said Grimm happily "I made this dice that when you roll it, it tells you random things to do, guns for arms was a good decision"
Grimm then proceeded to lift a pizza into the air via only the power of bullets alone
Granted it flopped unto his face but
"Worth it!"
"This is gonna be a long day" said Brumm tiredly
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Come on dice, what should I do for meaningless entertainment now?" Said Grimm cheerfully as he threw the dice
"You're really bored aren't you?" Asked Brumm tiredly
"I wasn't feeling any games from my collection that contains every video game in existence!" Said Grimm before he saw what the die had to say "Sailor moon cosplay? Eh, I could make it work"
Grimm snapped his fingers and was suddenly dressed just like sailor moon
The best part about it, his arms were still assault rifles
Brumm had to use all his power to prevent himself from laughing
"Hey! It's not that funny, I'm hot AND fabulous!" said Grimm flailing his new blond hair around
Brumm started laughing, but quietly
"Yes, do the exhale thing with your nose! Fulfil the memes Brumm! Join the dark side!"
"I thought we were already on the dark side" said Brumm holding in laughter
"Then join the darker side"
"I'm leaving this room!" Said Brumm getting out of the room asap
"Meh, your loss!" Said Grimm rolling the dice again "crab wings? Don't mind if I do"
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"Ray, we have to stop him, he's__" said Brumm but Ray cut him
"Growing too strong? I know, he even reached Nazi cthulhu tentacle beard" said Ray in a serious tone
"Wait what?" Asked Brumm in confusion and Ray took him to see Grimm who had Cthulhu's face tentacles
On the beard was the Nazi symbol, Grimm was also shouting in french
"What...the actual fuck am I looking at?" Said Brumm in confusion
"Gun armed, sailor moon, crab winged, he has a chicken in place of...you know and now he's Nazi cthulhu" said Ray nonchalantly
"Stay HYDRAted" said Grimm in a vampire accent (you know the one)
"Ok we need to stop this" said Ray in a serious tone
Brumm nodded and they jumped into the room
"¡Ríndete, no puedes detenerme!" Said Grimm confidently as he rolled the dice before manifesting a pirate hat over his fabulous hair
"That's Spanish! Stick to something!" Said Brumm angrily
"Numquam!!!" Said Grimm firing his arm guns "Piratae omnia saecula!"
Brumm and Ray hid behind a table as the bullets ripped
"That's a dead language!" Yelled Ray angrily
Ray fired light lasers at Grimm every once in a while, and Brumm fired some magic tunes here and there
The bullets suddenly stopped and the two realized what was happening
Grimm rolled the dice and shortly after, Grimm started laughing, his legs became mini whales!
"Oh no" said Brumm tiredly
"それは私です！アクアマン！" Said Grimm menacingly before he started firing water at them using the whales' back hole thingy
"Brumm, there's only one way out of this" said Ray in a serious tone
"No! Don't!, Please!"
"I'm sorry" said Ray as she jumped from behind the table
"Auf Wiedersehen" said Grimm pointing his weapons at Ray
"Wait! You have to see this!" Said Ray making Grimm lower his weapons before she pulled out something "A Nintendo switch that has super Mario Odyssey with Luigi and Mario together at once"
"невозможно! Как?" Said Grimm shocked at Ray's words
"Yes, and we can play it together" said Ray with an alluring voice
And Grimm fell for it
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"I can't believe you two" said Brumm tiredly as he watched the couple play SMO together "at least your plan wasn't to fight fire with fire"
"Of course not! I'm smarter than that" said Ray happily before turning to Grimm "Veux-tu parler baguette?"
"No, io parlo piuttosto di pasta" said Grimm cheerfully
Brumm sighed and went to eat something instead of dealing with this
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This was probably awful
So amma just go
Toodles.
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A Grimm fate
FanfictionA millionaire does dumb things and ends up in hell as his favorite character from hollow knight Grimm....kinda? But somethings are just not adding up Can he live through idiocy , parenthood , sassy servants and more! (this was written for the giggl...
