Numberblocks Dares

Thirteen's Batty Rap

Ferngully Boi!

13: Yo, The Name's Thirteen They Logic Is Erratic, Potato in a Jacket, Toys in the Attic, I Rock and I Ramble My Brain Is Scrambled Rap Like An Animal But I'm A Mammal All Of Pur Cosmetics Are Non-Carcinogenic (Aaaaahh) I've Been Brain-Fried, Elecfried, Fected And Injected, Vivosetfied  and Fed Pesticide My Face Is All Cut Up Cause My Radar All Shot Up Nurse I Need A Check Up From The Neck Up I'm Thirteen

2: Seems To Have No Effect Doctor

3: Get Me Another One Get Me Another Animal!

13: They Used And Abused Me Battered and Bruised Me Red Wires Green Wires Stuck Em Right Though Me So Hear My Batty Words And Exercise A Little Prudence When Dealing With Weirdos

(Creepy Lullaby)

2: Phone Call For Three Phone Call!

9: All The Graduate Students Please Move Closer

14: Scalpel More Nitrous Oxide 18 Thank You

4: After Dipping Him Into A Series Of Paints He Has A Freak Out

10: The Eye Makeup When Inserted Rectally Seems To Have No Effect

27: After A 600 Pack Of Cigarettes

3: I Said Orally

26: Oh My God I'm Bleeding By My Butt

5: (Blah Blah) White Country Phone Call

8: Insert The Elec... Were Gonna Lose Him

4: Seems To Have No Effect Doctor

3: Get Me Another One Get Me  Another Animal!

26: Look 3 They Dance Up And Down Like Elvis

3: If You All Can Just Strap Him Down If He Moves Meditate Him Meditate Him MEDITATE HIM! MEDITATE ME!

4: Seems To Have No Effect Doctor

3: Thank You Make Nurse Why Do You Never Call Me?

13: As You Can See The Blocks Don't Feel The Pain They Just Get Used To It

(Epic Sax Solo)

13: Cause I'm A Real Numberblock and I'm Ready To Rap I'm Ready To Snap I Stuffer From Sciatica and Chapped Lips And Jock Itch Like A Rocket In My Pocket And I Need To Itch But Now I Can't Stop I'm 13 (Backup Singers: 13, 13,) I'm A Real Numberblock And I'm Ready To Rap I'm 13 (13, 13) It's My Batty Rap!

5: Shave His Head You Idiot It's Just An Animal

13: My Batty Rap

7: Just Take A Little Off To The Side That'll Be (Ouch)

13: My Batty Rap

Backup Singers: Who's Batty?

13: Moi