Useless Facts With Seventeen

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17: (Offscreen) And Now It's Time For Another Useless Fact

(He Goes To An Attic)

17: Did You Know That Termites Can Live To Be 50 Years Old?

Grandpa Termite: When I Was A Young Termite This Was All Farm Land

17: (Offscreen) This Had Been Another Useless Fact

17: (Offscreen) And Now It's Time For Another Useless Fact

(Seventeen Is In The Arctic)

17: Eskimos Have Many Words For Ice But None For Hello (Waves) Hi!

Eskimo: (Stares)

17: (Offscreen) This Has Been Another Useless Fact

17: (Offscreen) And Now It's Time For Another Useless Fact

(Seventeen Is Swimming Underwater)

17: A Shrimps Heart Is In His Head. What's Wrong Little Fella Headache?

Shrimp: Nope Heartburn

(Rimshot)

17: (Offscreen) This Has Been Another Useless Fact

17: (Offscreen) And Now it's Time For Another Useless Fact

(He Walks Onto Shore)

17: Did You Know Starfish Are Stupid And Have No Brain Excuse Me Sir Where's The Beach?

Starfish: Duh, I Don't Know

17: (Offscreen) This Has Been Another Useless Fact

(Here's The Reference)

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