It's Hijikata's birthday! What will the signs give?

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Aries: laxative-filled mayonnaise

Taurus: A big mayonnaise-filled cake

Gemini: A Mayoboro (malboro but mayo flavored cigarettes)

Cancer: A sailor moon figure

Leo: A 250 mL mayonnaise bottle

Virgo: more work (R.I.P. Toushi)

Libra: A picture of Tenko (Ms. Piggy lol)

Scorpio: A picture of Mitsuba. Suffer, my friend :)

Sagittarius: Wasn't invited to the party, lol

Capricorn: Otsuu chan's concert ticket (front row and exclusive :)

Aquarius: New clothes, have you seen some of his outfits in the official arts?

Pisces: A dog. A dog that likes to eat with mayo just like him.

𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘,𝙷𝚒𝚓𝚒𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚊 𝚃𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚘𝚞 :𝙳 𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟 𝚜𝚎𝚒𝚢𝚞𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎,𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚘 𝙺𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚜𝚞!!

𝙾𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝙻𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚘 :𝙳 𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚃𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚒 :)
𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘 𝚍𝚎 𝙲𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚘 𝚝𝚘𝚘

𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚢'𝚊𝚕𝚕!-
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