choke me like you hate me but you love me 😜

FAWKING TREVOR?

the next morning i woke up in dwacos room and then when i looked around i saw DRACO AND PUGFACE SNOGGING

"h-h-h-how c-coul-ld y-you do th-his t-to me?" you said as you ran away as far as you could meanwhile draco didn't give 2 shats

i was a wet mess in the garden when i heard someone behind me, theo. "god stop crying 🙄" he said in his deep segsy voice, i cried harder.

"OMG SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME" so you guys did the renegade and the Macarena it was the best day ever 😍😍, you're mix match purple and red dress was swaying with theos amazing singing "tankyou thewo i feel so much better now🥺"

"no problem you shat" and then all of a sudden he did the most rowmantic thing in the world, "avada kadavra" (I KNOW SO ROMANTIC 😍😘 ❤️)

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(theos pov)

"yuck she's so annoying i can't believe i'm actually dancing with her right now🤢" theo thought in his deep seggsy voice as he continued doing the renegade 😍

"avada kadavra" thankgod she's gone, now i'll have my appetizer for tonight😫 time to take care of draco and pug face.

he strutted through the halls of hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry and HE COULD STRUT PERIOD. 👏 once he found draco and pug face canoodling he simply lifted up his elegant, beautiful mahogany wand and recited the hottest spell,

"avada kadavra" 😫 "ah yes, main course and desert, this is gonna be one of the best dinners i've had yet"

just then when he was about to leave he heard someone open the door and scream "FAWKING TREVOR?" "wot the fawk" he thought as he turned around and saw the diseased thing that he didn't even wanna name.

"no you dumb shat it's theo get it right 🙄🖕" and he lifted up his wand once again and recited "avada kadavra". "i needed a drink anyways 😫"

A/N: hope you enjoyed the chapter, don't worry things are gonna get good soon uwu 😏😫😘 (stay shitty my fwiends)