choke me like you hate me but you love me 😜

SHARTY A LIL BADDIE

I wake up to the cold wet rain hitting my face as I realized my theow weft me ouside but I just remember he forgot about me and he would never do it on purpose.

I look around at my surroundings to see 5 guys staring at me from a bench

"ELLO LUV" a brown haired one yelled.

"HARRY!!" Another guy said as he slapped the first guys shoulder

"POTATOOO" the blonde one shouted as he Naruto rubbed over to you and drop kicked you back to your dorm.

"TY BLONDE POTATO KID!!" You shouted before you felt a presence from behind you

"What are you doing mudblood!?"
A familiar voice yelled

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nothing drakeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I stuttered as I giggled like Elmo 😍

"Bella! Get your dirty friend out of here!" He snarled as he punched me

I wake up back into consciousness to see the five guys, Bella, theow, Draco and Blaise yelling at each other.

"CAN YOY STOP YOUR MWAKING MWY HED HUT
I shouted as I cried like a baby

"Can this twat die yet, I never got my desert last night" Theo said in his still oh so seggsy voice 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

"Not now, later" Blaise said as he shoved him a little

"WE CAN HAVE POTATOES WITH HER!!!!!

"Avada Kadavera" Draco said plainly, killing the potato kid.

"YOU KILLED OUR MATE NIALL"

"YEAH WE NEED HIM FOR OUR CONCERT"

"WAIT ONE DIRECTION???" Bella squealed

"Yeah, ELLO lov

"OMG LIKE 4000000000 OF MY FRIENDS GOT ADOPTED BY THEM"

"Yeah we use the concert money to feed all of yous"

"BUT NOW WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY BECAUSE THAT FERRET KILLED HIM"

"Geese Draco, your killing boy band members and have daddy issues, pick a struggle," Theo chuckled as he Naruto ran to the forbidden forest and never came back again.