Weird things I've thought/said part 1

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"They're playing horse golf!"

"I can't believe they had a war over tiny little white balls!"

A/n- I meant golf balls NoRa. Not the other thing.

"The world is both flat and round... IT IS A SPHERE! NEITHER FLAT NOR ROUND"

"I haaate everyone and everyone haaates meee! WOO!"

"You stupid piece of trash! I hate you so much! OW! YOU SPAWN OF THE ORANGE BABOON! I WISH YOU WERE NEVER CREATED! OUCH!" *proceeds to throw container across the room*

"Aw, cute little creeper with it's stupid little face! Ha ha, you can't get me stupid little creeper!" *different creeper explodes behind me* "AH! IT'S AN AMBUSH! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES! I CALL THE HOUSE, YOU CAN HAVE THE HOLE IN THE GROUND"

"DIE! Wait- No! Not you! I meant the other perso- oh whoops, their already dead-"

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