Introducing parent-daughter convos #1

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Note: Bold text is what I said and normal text is what my dad said and italic text is what my mom said.

"Robyn if you die right now I will be very disappointed in you," -my loving father

Me: *sneezes* Thank you
My dad: Bless you

"Mommy, if you eat too many vegetables you'll die,"
"How do you figure?"
"If you eat too many vegetables you'll get bent and skinny and die. That's why I'm eating icecream." *proceeds to eat a cookie, oreo, chocolate syrup, chocolate ice cream, topped with sprinkles and icecream cone*

Me swinging around the kitchen: I LOVE Rod Grod!
My dad muttering: It's terrible,
Me still swinging: IT'S THE BEST

"Something very sinister is about to happen,"
"I hope it comes out and eats you,"
"See here folks, the amount of fatherly love that is displayed in this household!"

"And if I died, would you be disappointed in me?"  "No, I would actually feel SAD unlike you,"

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