i legit googled how to start a cult so im learning off of wikihow, this is a cry for help /j
Rule number One:
Stan Uniqua
Remember to always stan uniqua, no matter what anyone says
Rule number Two:
Respect the other Backyardigans
Don't shit on any of the other Backyardigans, That is just disrespectful.
Except for you Tyrone, you can go fuck yourself.
Rule number 3:
Shit on tyrone (not literally)
tyrone sucks
my friend told me he's black and that could be interpreted as racism but hes a moose tf
its not because of racism
Rule number Four:
No racism
Don't be a dick.
Rule number Five:
No homophobia/transphobia
Don't be a dick, I'm queer.
Rule number Six:
No ableism
Don't be a dick, anyone can join the cult
Rule number Seven:
No sexism
Literally, just don't be a dick.
That concludes the list of rules, I will now check the wikihow again for what to do next
dont be a dick while im gone
