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9

23 September, Tuesday

"So, chat, today I figured we could do a chill stream and just hang out, maybe a lil q and a?" I suggested to my chat, which they seemed really excited about;

R/U: QNA POG
R/u: IS Y/U X WILBUR CANON
R/U: Where's Tommy
R/U: SWAG
R/ U: FANART TIME
R/U: Will should play a song on your GUITAR

"Chat, I've told you guys this, I can't date Wilbur, he's in a very strict and serious marriage with a fish." I said with a fake frown, sounding very serious.

I suddenly got a large donation as my screen read it out;
Dreamwastaken donated $100:
"I killed all the fish."
I gasped at the words, "Woah Dream! Thanks for the hundred but why-" I was cut off by a not-so-fake-sounding sob from the man behind me, "even Sally?" He said with a sniff.
Dreamwastaken donated $10
Even Sally.

Wilbur let out another sad sniff. "Oh, Dreamy, you made him cry." I frowned, turning in my chair to give Wilbur a big hug, reaching up to pat his head in the process.

JSchlatt donated $5:
look at that, 2 losers hugging, how cute

"Ah," I began, removing my arms from Wilbur, "Jay, fucking Schlatt. How lovely of you to join my stream today." I said calmly.

R/U: Dramaaa
R/U: OOH SHITS BOUTTA GO DOWNN
R/U: Love triangle arc???
R/U: omg Shlatt's here
R/U: Wilbur run

I sighed, "chat, come on now," I started, "I joined the lunchclub for A FEW streams and videos, nothing ever happened." I chuckled it off.

"Why were you with the lunchclub?" Wilbur questioned, looking over to me from my shoulder, "Wilbur, are you jealous again?" I asked with a giggle. "It was just a question!" Wil yelled in anger, "I think you're jealous." I stated, smiling.

My chat started spamming things like 'jealousbur' and 'jealous soot' much like they did before, it was funny to watch. Wil and I then went on to doing q and a, answering questions directed towards the both of us.

Soon, I was interrupted from answering a question from the sound of a door slamming.

"Oh fu- chat, quiet, he can't know." I whispered to my stream before getting up from my gaming chair, "I'll be back. Wil, entertain my chat with your darling face." I smiled, then stepping out of my stream's view and taking off my goggles and all.

I went to the kitchen and grabbed Tommy's drink I had gotten him at the coffee shop before speedwalking over to his room. "Tommy!" I yelled, repeatedly knocking on his door, "What? I'm streaming!" "Well turn your face cam off so I can come in!" "Fine!" "Am I safe?" "Yea."

I stepped into Tommy's room and handed him the coffee, "oh, thanks, when did you go to (insert coffee shop name)?" Tommy asked, "like 2 hours ago. Have a good stream, bye chat!" I said before leaving Tommy's room, making sure to close the door behind me.

"I'm back chat!" I exclaimed, throwing my disguise back on and popping into frame, standind beside Wilbur as he was now sat on my spinning gaming chair. "Welcome back." Wil smiled up at me.

Before any more words could be spoken, I got a dono;

R/u donated $5
Wilbur should play a song on your guitar

"Oh, good idea, what do we think Wil?" I asked, a smile on the two of our faces. "Yeah, that sounds great." The taller started, "by the way chat, did you know y/u Actually simps for me?" Eilbur said happily with a grin, speaking dramatically to my webcam. "Oh my god, Wilbur shut up." I groaned, lightly hitting his shoulder, though if which he completely ignored as he continued on with his story. "Yeah no, we were driving here and then her spotify played one of my songs! She actually even tried to deny it by skipping the song but turns out, the next two were my songs aswell and she ran out of skips!' Wil exclaimed while my chat wrnt crazy.

"You really think I'm a simp, yeah? Well we'll see who's a simp when I just go off and talk to someone way cooler than you instead." I spoke calmly as I pulled out my phone. "What- who are you gonna-" Wilbur's smile dropped as he stuttered.

"Technoblade!" I said happily as said male picked up my discord call and I put him on speaker phone so that Wil and my stream could hear him clearly. "Hey there y/n." Techno began in his monotone voice, "I'm gonna be honest with you y/n, I was actually watchin' your stream and when you said you were gonna call someone cooler I had just no clue who it would be but then my discord started ringin' and I was like, 'oh! She meant me, oh God, what do I do?' But clearly I picked up and now here I am." Techno rambled on. I had to admit, it was fun listening to Techno ramble about random things like that.

"Yeah, no, you're super cool, Wilbur's just mean to me." I frowned and glared at Wil. "Wilbur, you have to be nice to women or they'll turn on you someday." Said the man on the phone, though Wilbur replied in a simple grumble. I smiled as the taller grumbled. "Techno, would you mind if I flew over to the U.S  so we could meet up or something?" I asked with a straight face, looking away from both Wilbur and my webcam as I talked to Technoblade. "Oh, I wouldn't mind, I actually have a spare room if you did-" Techno was offering before getting rudely Interrupted as my own phone was pulled away from my hand.

"Alright, Techno, y/n and I actually have to get back to the stream, buh bye now, chat later." Wilbur said quickly before abruptly ending the call without even letting the other respond.

I smirked as Wilbur looked at me, a small bit of anger plastered in his expression. "Jealousbur." I said simply, snatching my phone back as Wil rolled his eyes.

-1039 words

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