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17

27 October, Thursday

"Wilbur, I know how to walk!" I protested as the tall male threw me into the front passengers seat, "yeah, but its much more fun watching you struggle." Wil smiled innocently as he walked to the other side of the car and hopped in the driver's seat. I rolled my eyes at his words and crossed my arms as we started towards the store.

"Oh, can we get this? Wait wait, Wil, we need this!" I continued pestering Wilbur, asking him for things that were very unnecessary but I wanted them and Wilbur hadn't said no to me yet, so of course I was going to take advantage of this until my tall friend had enough of my annoyance.

"Alright y/n, this is the last thing I'm getting you, you really don't need anything else, plus we've been here for twenty minutes, if we're gone for much longer, Dream will have done a whole face reveal by time we get back." Wilbur stated, pushing the full cart we had towards the self checkout area.

"We're homee!" I yelled, running into the kitchen with multiple bags strung over both of my arms, you'd think I didn't have arms with all the bags covering them honestly. "Woah, y/n, that's a lot of stuff, let me help you." Eret said caringly as he took some of the bags from me, receiving a lot of weight.

"Wilbur really Making you do labor work? That bitch, cut it off with him and marry me instead." Minx said, swinging an arm over my shoulder as I set down the bags on the counter, also giving me a quick peck to the cheek. "Ah Minx! You're so sweet but I wanted to help carry the stuff in." I explained as Eret, Phil, Techno, and most of the group helped but things away.

"How dare you assume I would treat such a wonderful human with such brutality as to make her do work herself." Wilbur protested dramatically. "Quite the simp are you, Wil?" Quackity grinned, "I'm not a simp, y/n is just one of my favorite people." Wil argued while I laughed at his behavior.

"Chat, the Brits have come back with our supplies!" Ranboo ran over in front of the webcam. "Yeah, speaking of, why did you think it would be a good idea to send two foreign British idiots who don't even go outside in their own countries to a gas station alone?" I questioned dramaqtically, "We almost got hit like six times." I added. "Hey, car laws here are difficult!" Wilbur defended himself, "sure." I rolled my eyes. "Really y/u? Why don't you try driving next time then?" "I would love to." I pushed Wilbur back a bit and went over by Techno and Phil, who were talking out of frame.

"Hey, Phil, Techno. What's up?" I asked in a friendly manner with a smile. "Oh hello y/n, we were just talking about stream plans." Phil responded, after looking over to me along with Techno. "Ah, stream plans, so Techno surely won't be involved in that, huh?" I crossed my arms, grinning as I looked to the pink haired man, who just rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Haha, very funny miss y/u." Technoblade joked sarcastically. "Well speaking of streams anyway-" as if on beat, we heard the loud voice of Tommy; "Guys, we have everything set up!"

"Tommy, shut the fuck up for a few minutes, you're gonna damage chat's ears one of these times, I swear." I chuckled a bit and swung my arm over the younger. "Didn't you like partially raise him or some shit like that?" Schlatt raised an eyebrow at me. I turned my head to glare at him, though it wasn't noticeable due to my goggles. "He acquired his loudness on his own." I stated bluntly, though a few moments after I said that, I heard the earblasting screaming of my younger self coming from Niki's phone. It was one of my old videos from when I was around 16.

"Niki!" I said loudly, "Sorry, y/n!" I groaned and looked towards the laptop, which was still streaming. "So cooking, baking? What're we doing?" Wilbur questioned loudly, holding up some ingredients.

"Let's cook Wilbur." I said, throwing a handful of salt at the brunette, after a moment, I snorted, holding back a wheeze, which made more than half if our group look at me confused. "What did you think of?" Schlatt questioned with his face scrunched up and arms crossed. I took a few breaths in attempt to calm myself from the silent wheezing fit I was having. "I-" I heavily exhaled, "because- because Wilbur's a whole meal-" I wheezed more, followed by most of the group laughing, wheezing or holding back laughs.

"Y/n, what the hell!" Wilbur yelled, covering his face. "Careful there y/n, you don't want chat going too crazy." Techno chuckled. "That's true, that's true." I responded in a laugh, calming down.

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