Oneshots

Part 2

After i finished eating the chicken, I went for a walk. But then.... The masala spoke to me. It told me to wipe my ass before it dries. So I took  the masala and wiped my ass. Then, i decided "We should go to school!" After going to class, my sistee was also in the class. "i am the queen of broken hearts" my sister said. So I got my 300 page science textbook and smacked her head and said "girl im the queen of broken hearts " and smacked her even more UwU. After giving my sister amnesia, I stood from my desk and went to the women's bathroom, altough im a scizophrenic man. i tried dancing like a snake in the bathroom but my pants fell of so i decided to dab and do the floss. Then some dude went in and saw my ass and sniffed it. "Honeypie.. you smell like masala.. Can I have some of those?" He said with a flirty look. Due to fear, I pooped on the floor and ran away for the rest of winter. I decided to visit my grandpa. My grandpa who was eating a sandwich saw me riding on a pony. Pony saw him and pissed at his face. Then I decided I was cold. I ate the snow. My pony did that too but he grimaced and ate his own poop. I got weirded out and said "Why are you-" "Uwu senpai, poop mukbang isn't so bad after all"  it said.