Oneshots

Part 3

After murdering my pony and eating it again, i walked home and decided to watch some Attack on Titan 2.
Some dude's pov idk i dont watch aot: bla bla blaa boom boom bang bang uwu awa owo daddy idk. Then I saw Mikasa eating Sasha's lawn like some kind of goat. She looked me in the eyes and said "Do u kno de wae to Eren's heart?"
i answered with "mikasa ever since we were kids ive alwayss hated you"
I told her to paint a picture of Eren on toast and eat it
"Now you will be mine" Said mikasa as she dipped armin in hot sauce
Armin has forgotten how to dance, so he played a tune on a piano and said "This is what you get for computerizing my keytar
Eren was a boomer.
So he said "Ra ta tta ta phone bad book good. What is a Keytar's Cheese?"
"go ask someone else" Armin said.

Then i turned off the tv. I decided to go to bed. Maybe this weird world will end soon?