Dumbledore x reader

EXPOSED?!

Right after given birth of the most ugliest child ever seen Pomona Sprout FINALLY died from diabetes you both gave birth on the same day. Obviously yours was a beautiful gorgeous baby girl with sparkly diamond blue eyes and luscious platinum blonde hair it was probably your baby's "new to world wish" for Pomona to die. (Very good wish) hmmm Dumbles thgohht. Draco was crying obviously because Pomona died🙄🙄🙄 since he was crying, dumbledore came over to support him. You also came to him to show him your beautiful baby girl. She started to attack Pomona's baby..of course, you slapped your baby hard. Draco looks at you and smiles lovingly. You do this face 😜😚🥵😍😏🤫👍 he giggles like a little girl but it's manly you start panting cause you have asthma and he's too manly for you. To calm Draco down you sing him a song

He feels OK but a lil hurt because Pomona made that video except for the intro because the intro sucks. You exclaim to the whole hospital that she took your credit because you made the video. (you didn't)  Draco says the videos the reason he got with her you blushes then tells him I wrote that song and sing it she told you her? It was my. Bkmbkumbkupgmboy gum. You will giggle Draco too he will kiss you on lops. My way. The next day! He brought you to the teddy bear store UwU kissed you like a Barbie doll. (French kiss) you kick his balls because he turned ugly IT WAS......

TBC