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❝Love is like a fart; it's warm, relieving, and sometimes it stinks but you still don't want it to pass.❞
❝It also makes it hard to breathe.❞
❝Yeah. I fart you.❞
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—• disclaimer •—
i am in no way shape or form affiliated with BTS or BigHit. all events in this book are purely fictional; outside media is only used for fictitious purposes.
also, the quote is from a nigahiga video! he's my first celebrity crush and i'm still in love with him. he ignited my love of puns and then kim seokjin expedited it even further.
slow updates + 1k-2k chapters :)
—• warnings •—
do not steal, republish, or take any of my writing from this book. it is plagiarism and that's bad. ò^ó
there may be mature language/innuendos, but nothing beyond that. this is actually a fluff truck with a sparkling rainbow of crack behind it.
