Our wedding day- pastel pink splattered over the serene canvas of white. No ones here, not because they are late, because I have no friends. ANYHOO, its peaceful, cute and I'm #livingmybestlife. His friends wander into the church - i never said he no friends, only me. Sitting in the pretty little deck-chairs i sprinkled with pink glitter, i swiftly exit the room.
Knocking on his door, i call out to him, "Boris, you ready yet?" No response. I repeat, knocking harder. I swear hes deaf. I swing open the door- "who the fuck doesnt lock the door?" I complain, wandering into the room.
Well... Thats definitely NOT a pinata.
How tragic. Hes dead, im not getting married. Lifes full of bummers.
When life gives you lemons... Dont eat them? Or do? I dont really care. You do you babes.
YOU ARE READING
Its not all cheese... there is some borger.
RomanceLove absolutely sucks, dont let it suck you in. No sunshines and rainbows in this book- if you're looking for a nice depressing clusterfuck of a book, look no further. Thou hath arrived. Its amazing, trust me. (i wrote this before i started the boo...
