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karma

"Karma.

It's quite a beautiful thing isn't it? It's something that can decide your fate and/or your future existence in this horrendous world. It's the sum of a person's actions from the past and present. There is also a remarkable quote in which this word goes by, "what goes around, always comes back around" It's a small thing that can have quite a huge influence on the person.

There is good karma and there is bad karma in this revolting and terrible place called "Earth". I'm the type of person who brings bad karma to the bad people and good karma to the good people. So tell me dear officer, why have you arrested and locked me in this malodorous place. I am also feeling quite restricted in this tiny confined place." I say as I look down on my cuffed hands.

"Officer, you are causing me a lot of inconvenience, I was just trying to help those worthless beings called humans and returning them with what they have done, whether it be good or bad, as I am the apprentice and the future god of Karma"

In a soft tone, I try to yell at the officer, demanding him for an answer. "Officer, sir, please answer my questions, I just want to know why I am being imprisoned. I haven't done anything wrong yet, I've only given people what they deserve and with what I have currently been doing, I've made this world a better place for those "humans" to live in. Look at how happy these pesky and foolish mortals are currently, it was all because of me."

"I did a good thing, I haven't done anything wrong,I didn't break any crimes, so dear officer, ANSWER MY QUESTION BEFORE I CALL UPON THE GOD OF KARMA TO RUIN YOU, YOU ARE JUST A TEENSY MORTAL WHO DOESN'T HAVE OR OWN ANY POWER, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GO AGAINST THE GODS, SO LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING AND LET ME GO" I glare at the officer as I stand up and slam my confined hands on the wooden desk.

I sit back down as I notice the officer glaring back at me as if he is saying, he will sentence me to death if I don't sit back down, with his eyes.

"... god of karma ... apprentice ... human ..." I hear the officer say as he starts typing things down on the laptop in front of him, I put my head down low as I hear more keyboard clicking sounds.. "Hmmmm, so you're saying you're not human?" I raise my head up high as the officer suddenly asks a question.

"Well, of course I'm not, did you not hear what I previously said? Apprentices of gods could never be mortals, mortals are too weak and have small brains, they wouldn't be able to handle all the power and their souls would eventually all vanish into thin air with nothing remaining. If the souls are gone, they wouldn't ever have the chance to meet the god of reincarnation, no matter how much of a good life they lived."

The officer folded his hands as he stared into my eyes, "Well then tell me, if you truly were the apprentice of the god of karma, how did you get captured and arrested? If you truly did have powers, why haven't you escaped by now? Why are you still sitting here, complaining about wanting to be let out?"

"T- that can be explained in a simple way" I say as I divert my eyes from his while stuttering and struggling to speak. "I've been banished from heaven as a result from constantly playing around and annoying other god apprentices. My powers got taken away as I got sent here, they said I could only return to heaven once I have completed and done 100 karma deeds, such as giving people good and bad karma. They let me keep my karma powers but removed everything else" I tell the officer with a straight look on my face.

"Mmmm" The officer hums as he starts typing stuff down on his laptop, he looks back up to me with a look on his face that just says "You're lying, I don't believe you".