Office Karaoke

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It was a hot summer day in the Nelson and Murdock law office, Foggy, Matt, and Karen were working on a high profile case. Tony Stark got into some legal trouble and asked, well more like bribed them into being his lawyers. They were working on overtime, probably only a ten minute nap each five hours, and coffee in their hands all the time. They hadn't eaten since Karen went out and got Chinese for dinner that night before. Tony had "accidentally" broke into Area 51. This was going to be a hard case to win but they weren't going down without a fight on this one. The cheap radio that they had started to play I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift. Karen started to quietly sing along to it, as did Matt. Soon they were full on singing it, and it was horrible.

"Once upon a time

A few mistakes ago
I was in your sights
You got me alone
You found me
You found me
You found me
I guess you didn't care
And I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard
You took a step back
Without me
Without me
Without me"

"Please no more! My ears can't take it!" Foggy yelled,

"And he's long gone
When he's next to me
And I realize
The blame is on me"

Foggy had balled up paper and was trying to throw it at Matt and Karen.

"'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So, shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lyin' on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble"

Foggy with a sigh joined then with there terrible singing.

"No apologies
He'll never see you cry
Pretends he doesn't know
That he's the reason why
You're drowning
You're drowning
You're drowning
And I heard you moved on
From whispers on the street
A new notch in your belt
Is all I'll ever be
And now I see
Now I see
Now I see"

The Avengers walked in unnoticed by the three singers.

"He was long gone
When he met me
And I realize
The joke is on me, hey

I knew you were trouble when you walked in (oh)
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been, yeah
Now I'm lyin' on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh (yeah)
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble

And the saddest fear
Comes creepin' in
That you never loved me
Or her
Or anyone
Or anything
Yeah

I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been (never been)
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in (knew it right there)
So shame on me now (knew it right there)
Flew me to places I'd never been
(Ooh) now I'm lyin' on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble (oh)
Oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Trouble, trouble, trouble"

"Oh, I hate you guys."

"Hey, we didn't make you sing," Matt smiled,

"Wow, if I knew I had singing lawyers, I'd probably have paid more to hire you." Tony said,

"Oh, how much of that did you see?" Karen asked,

"About half of it, I'm Steve Rogers, Captain America." Steve replied,

"Natasha Romanoff, Black Widow,"

"I'm Clint Barton, Hawkeye,"

"Dr. Bruce Banner, the Hulk,"

"I'm Wanda Maximoff, Scarlett Witch,"

"I am Vision,"

"I'm Franklin Nelson, everyone calls me Foggy though."

"I'm Karen Page, the office Manager."

"Matthew Murdock, but call me Matt."

"So, Mr. Stark let us tell you about our defense strategy..."

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