𝑩𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑬，bnha oneshots

just the two of us

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e. kirishima

for -ASAHISWAIFU i hope you enjoy!

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"eiji, babe, there's literally nothing to eat," you groan, leaning against the doorframe of your shared bedroom.

kirishima looks up at you from his phone with an amused expression. he raised a brow and knowing smile tugging at his lips, "is that so?"

"mhm!" you nod eagerly. "the fridge's completely empty. i guess that means we'll have to order in tonight. . . " fingers crossed behind your back, you manage to keep a straight face. however, it doesn't work on kirishima. he's been with you long enough to know you were up to something.

"ahh, i see," he feigns understanding and your gaze averts to the floor while you nod. "so all the groceries we bought yesterday just magically disappeared, right?" he's full on grinning at you, sharp teeth on full display at your foiled plan.

your face twists in annoyance at his use of logic, how dare he not believe you?

sighing dejectedly, you shuffle over to him when he beckons you over with the tilt of his head and opened arms, finding a comfortable spot between his legs with your cheek resting on his chest. a hand immediately began caressing your back and you had half a mind to shrug it off.

for the past few weeks, work had been exceptionally grueling, leaving you exhausted and lacking the motivation to do anything but sleep. you did not have the energy or patience to cook this late at night, nor were you going to make kirishima do it (though he would probably agree to do it with no objections). you also really wanted some chinese food.

you lay there grumbling about your stomach acid eating itself with how hungry you are when kirishima bursts into fits of laughter.

"ain't nothing funny about-"

"if you wanted take-out, you could've just said so you silly goose!" he picks up his phone and peers down at you expectantly. thinking about it now, you should have- but you thought he disagree with ordering this late.

beaming up at him, you peck his jaw and grin, "let's try that 24 hour chinese restaurant with the dragon statue at the entrance!"

shaking his head at your 180, he calls to place your orders and you find yourself almost drooling at the dish names. when he hangs up, you can't help but pepper his handsome face with kisses. his cheeks becoming pink from your affection.

"i love you so much!" you squealed.

"you always say that when we order food," he retorts playfully.

as you wait for your food to arrive, a conversation flows effortlessly with kirishima giving you the lowdown on the recent drama in his office department. you're gasping in disbelief, eyebrows reaching your hairline the more you began to understand the situation. how does he know all of this? your boyfriend could be so messy sometimes, it was honestly endearing.

"- and to make matters worse, none of them are the biological father! that means there was someone else she was sleeping with!" you were completely stupefied, the revelation making you tap kirishima's chest repeatedly.

"so she's been collecting child support from three different guys? that's crazy!" this was too entertaining, his office needed a reality show asap.

"but wait, there's more-" the chime of the doorbell cuts him off making you groan. how can there possibly be more to that story? you needed to know now, but since the pause was for food, you could wait a bit.