Awstensten beefing story

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-Characters-

Awsten(1)- Green hair

Awsten(2)- rainbow hair

-Dictionary-

~Beefing

(v) Beefing is when one tears out a chunk of someone's hair. Beefing is a punishment. It's called beefing because of the meaty whack that is created when the newly made bald spot is slapped.

Note: Beefing could also be used in the context of shaving, waxing, or using another tool to remove hair, but the most common use for the word is for aggressively ripping out hair.

"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy beefing someone."

~Wonking

(v.) When someone rips out a person's eyebrows.

"Get wonked Awsten!"

~Weefing

(v.) When someone wonks and beefs someone at the same time, leaving them bald and browless.

"He got weefed, he needs help!"

~Beef Condom

(n.) Protection used for safe beefing. Generally made from synthetic hair and put over your scalp, although it can be real hair as well. Previously known as a wig.

"My beef condom cost me $18! It better work!"

STORY

It was a nice spring afternoon in Texas, Awsten(1) was walking in the park when he saw him, a tall guy with rainbow hair, and he was coming right towards him. "Hey, you're like- super cute, do u want to grab a drink with me?" Awsten(1)was shocked at the other guys bold personality "s-sure!" he says nervously, following behind, looking like a mf tennis ball.

[they arrive at the jamba juice and order then sit down (im not gonna say the orders cuz idfk what a jamba juice is)]

 "so, whats your name?" the rainbow haired boy asked the other. "Awsten" said the troll hair dude, "cool me too!" said Awsten(1). [some time passes and they talk about whatever couples talk about idk] Awsten(2) suddenly realizes that he's catching feelings for him when the other suddenly says "hey, so you're like super cool and I was wondering if you wanted to maybe... go on another date?" Awsten(2) was shocked, but he knew he couldn't say yes. "i'm sorry but i have to beef you now" he told the other.