My TUA shifting journey

First update/introduction

Date: Wednesday 14th April 2021
Time: 4:44pm (ouuu no joke I looked up and saw that)
(I like to be exact)

Okay so like to make you guys less confused I haven't shifted and I'm not going to be attempting it either as I'm going to be reprogramming my subconscious

Tbh I haven't actually tried shifting properly because everytime I do try I get bored doing awake methods or get disturbed by someone in my house making a loud ass noise and for sleep methods I don't even- basically I fall asleep hoping for the best lmfao like someone tell my stupid ass you actually got to put in the effort (ngl if I put in the effort earlier I would have shifted earlier but I'm glad I didn't because my script was a big phatttt mess)

Don't even get me started on the symptoms I get, I basically don't even get symptoms or I actually don't know if I do I be doing awake methods and I get nothing until I get this sudden urge to itch and it's like I feel like itching everywhere like my face and then my arm it's really weird. I actually don't know if that's a symptom but you know for the sake of my shifting journey thing let's just consider it one. Keep in mind that's literally the only symptom I get (for now)

Usually I drink a whole shit load of water because even though you don't need to drink water I still did because yk staying hydrated and idk I felt like it helped, but now I can't have food or water till like around 8 bc of Ramadan (also Ramadan Mubarak for any of my fellow Muslims)

Because of not being able to drink water I've been coughing like mad (and no it's not covid) and that's really disturbing for when I'm trynna shift like I be in that calm   mediative state for when I'm shifting and then I cough literally just once and boom that meditative state has gone bye bye

It should be obvious by now where I'm shifting if you've clicked on this but if it's not then I'm sorry but you need to go get help because I've made it very obvious (nah jkjk)
I'm shifting to the umbrella academy and if you don't know what that is then you fr need to go get help and no jokes this time. Anyways like I'd be lying if I said I'm not shifting there for five but I mean who isn't iyk what I mean ;) but not just for five for the rest of the academy too like we have my guy klaus, have you seen him like who wouldn't want to get high and do crazy shi with him. For the rest of them I have my reasons too but don't feel like sharing because that's extra writing for me to do and I don't wanna do that bc just no

I don't even know what else to write on this thing lmfao
(Can u tell by now I have no idea how to use wattpad)

I don't even think anyone is going to see this so I actually have no idea why I'm saying "you guys" a lot 💀

Aha I'm acc the best at introductions lmfao

Oo I almost forgot daily affirmations:

I have shifted
I have shifted to my desired reality
I will shift to my desired reality
I am more than my physical body
I am pure consciousness