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36 Questions♡ Part 1🍓

Hihi! JB here with more soukokU.
This was originally made when me and my s/o - @lucentwrites were role playing, and we created it. It was just really good that I decided to share it. So they get credit on practically all of the Chuuya parts.
But I have rewritten it in this way.
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I will be making two versions of this story, one with a good ending, and one with a bad ending.
There isn't actually any angst in this chapter, but in the next one there is.
I hope you enjoy!

TW// depression, suicide, swearing, drinking/alcohol.
Warning: Angst

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Word count: 1620
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It's always the days you never expect. When hell decides to break lose, and everything changes. But it can also be the days you never expect, when you're off your guard, that euphoria can come to stay. Both, on that very day.
- me
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-Dazai-
I had recently received some very important info from Ranpo about Chuuya. It basically meant that he doesn't hate me...at all.
Hehe.
I was pretty surprised, but happy nonetheless.
I was currently in his house after I picked the lock and basically broke in but it doesn't count so forget about it.
I was here because I wanted to ask him to hang out, he hates me for some reason, and we have some un dealt with shit between us.
And I k n o w, that no one, not even Kunikida, can resist my annoyance.
So, I strode across his hallway and into his basement.
"Chuuuuuuuuyaaaaaaa!!" I yelled, preparing him for what was coming.
As I entered and descended down the stairs, I saw him throw his phone across the bed. I could have sworn I heard my voice from the phone. Eh, whatever.
I walked up to him and just stood there and stared as he gave me his usual glare.
"What is it, you oaf?" He spoke.
Oaf? That's new.
"Chuuuuuuuyaaaaaaa~ I'm glad you asked! Will you go somewhere with me? Pleeeeaaaaaaase???" I said, using my annoying voice.
I was really hoping that if I was annoying enough, it would work.
I wasn't planning to prank him or anything, I really just wanted to talk to him.
"...is this a trap?" He asked, eyeing me suspiciously.
"How do I know that you aren't gonna prank me or something?" He kept prying. He crossed his arms, giving me an annoyed look.
"No no no, believe it or not, this time it's not! And I'm telling the truth by the way. I just wanna hang out with you chuu~ like friends, we're still technically a team after all. And I think it's about time we had a good ol chat, don't you?" I exclaimed, making my weird exaggerated hand gesture movements the entire time.
"We're both adults, and we've been through a lot together, there's no reason why you and I can't just casually go out and hang together!" I knew I sounded cringy, but that was the poinT.
Please pleeeeeaaaase.
Chuuya grumbled before speaking.
"Alright. Where did you have in mind, dipshit?" He asked.
"Yaaaaaaaaaay!! Score!!" I exclaimed, throwing my hands in the air. I wanted it to be a surprise. Not that it was anything special, I just felt like not telling him till we got there because I felt like it, and i'm me.
I knew very well that that would come off extremely suspicious, but I don't care.
There was always the method of overbearing annoyance. But Chuuya already agreed and he wasn't escaping now.
"I'm not telling you where! It's a surprise chuu!!" I cheered, clapping my hands together.
"That sounds awfully strange, don't you think? You gonna confess your unprofound love or something?" Chuuya nagged, rolling his eyes. He shifted his weight from one foot to another.
Hehe, nervous much..?
I kind of panicked big time internally for a split second before realizing that Chuuya has a god complex.
I played off my little falter with the bitch I am, scoffing and smirking.
"Love? For you?? Ugh puhleeaaase. As if. Sorry chuu, you're just too short~ maybe try getting bigger and then I might consider~" I said, proceeding to pat Chuuya on the head in the process knowing very well what I just did.
"If anything, you're too tall! I'm a perfectly fun sized, very tall midget!" Chuuya declared, crossing his arms in the process.
"Hmm. Okay~ I know it sounds very suspicious that I'm not telling you, buuuuuuut, I promise you, it's completely, totally not a prank. No pranks here. Nope! No sir. Pranks are noT a thing here, not in these here parts partner. No sir! Absolutely not, sir! I repeat, prank proof." I exclaimed once again, dragging out my speech on purpose to be more annoying.
Chuuya rolled his eyes, walking towards the stairs.
"Up we go, Chatterbox."
"Aw, Chuuya, already making up cute little nicknames for me? How adorable. But like I said, *sigh* too short.
Now, up the stairs, since that's really the only increase in height you'll ever get, shrimpy." I snickered at my own words, walking up the stairs ahead of him.
I could practically f e e l, Chuuya boil behind me, it made me chuckle a little once more.
"Why you-" Chuuya spoke, annoyed.
"I am not too short! Not that I'd want to meet your standards anyway, but- I'm not!" He yelled, then stomped his foot like a toddler.
So cute.
Chuuya followed me up the stairs, muttering all kinds of insults.
As they left the house Chuuya started to speak.
"Well, any hints at what this is about?"
I gave my answer with a grin.
"Nnnnnnnnnnope!"

-Time skip-

We had walked the way since I felt like it.
"Are we almost there?" Chuuya asked, seemingly pissed.
I chuckled.
"Yes, yes, we're practically there, little leprechaun~"
After walking a few more minutes, we arrived at a shopping district in down town.
"This way." I said as I headed down a really sketchy stone staircase in between two brick buildings that lead underground.
It had a rusty metal door at the bottom.
"Ah, so you're gonna murder me." I heard behind me as I opened it, stepping to the side.
"After you~" I said as I watched Chuuya walk through the door in a reluctant manner.
I walked in after him, stepping into my favourite deserted bar.
It was literally empty, no one else was there except fir the bartender.
"Now that we're here, mind telling me what this is about?" Chuuya asked, turning back to face me.
"Oh whatever do you mean? I already told you what this was about. I just wanted to hang out with you like the amazing friends we are, chuu~" I said a little sarcastically. My goofy grin was back as I walked toward the counter where there stood a bartender. I sat in one of the chairs and patted the chair next to me, motioning for chuuya to come sit.
He came and did so, putting his elbows up on the counter.
"Hey bar keep! One glass of bleach please!"
"Ah, sorry dazai, were all out." said the bar tender while cleaning a glass.
My expression flopped into a sad one.
"Awww mannnn" I whined like a child.
"Then gimme a glass of 1945 bixby K?" I finished, then brought my attention back to chuuya.
"I'll just have a glass of water." Chuuya, told the bartender.
I  was shocked.
wAteR. WaTeR?? WaT? WaheR?? H u h. What happened to Mr. Fancy winE??
"Chuuuuuyaaaaaaa!! What happened to the raging homosexual alcoholic that I knew??!!"I  yelled, almost spilling my own beverage in the process.
I then lifted my eyebrow and squinted my eyes vEry aggressively, leaning in very close to Chuuya while going "hmmMmmMMmmmM??!!" The whisky I got was 75% alcohol, it was already taking affect. I then then leaned back and chuckled evilly with my eyes closed whilst taking sips of my drink.
"I'm not a homosexual OR an alcoholic, asshole!" Chuuya replied, once I had reclined back.
He sighed and shook his head, taking a sip of water.
I then laughed like a gremlin again, looking to the side and putting my hand on my mouth like celeste.
"Hehehee, don't lie to me chuuuyaa~ that is the phatest lie i've heard in a while."
"You may be in denial about being gay. But comE oN. Everyone on this planet knows you're an alcoholic! You're mister fAncy wiNe!!" I exclaimed, waving my arms around my head in weird ways.
Chuuya scowled.
"Says the one getting drunk. See? I got water."
Chuuya spoke, raising his glass on the water.
Hehe, water.
I started a little laughing fit of sorts. 
During my laughing, I heard Chuuya ask for some wiNe, there he is.
I put my hand back on my glass, facing forward with a calm expression, as if I'd never even touched the alcohol.
"So, Chuuya. Let's get down to business (to defeat, the huNs, sorry :p) can you tell me why you hate me so much?"
"And I'm reeeeeaaaaaaally hoping not to hear a 6 year old answer." I smiled, sipping my drink.
"Well, uh- You see, you,,, like,," Chuuya cut himself off, to avoid continuing his sad attempts at an answer.
He sighed once again and took a sip from his glass, hanging his head low after doing so. He mumbled something, then looked up again. Not looking at me.
"Just because."
After hearing the next words that came out of his mouth, I immediately prepared another one of my scenes. I swung my head back with much force that should of gave me whip lash, but alas, no.
I then took a huge inhale as a warning to the people around me of what was coming. I then let out a h u g e groan (not weirdly, just, yeah) "chuuuuuuuyaaaaaaaaa i Asked for a nOt 6 year old answeR!!" I yelled.
Then, after a few seconds, I shot my head back up, with the same super velocity.
My face lit up and I made the pikachu face just in a me way, with my eyes literally sparkling..
"Ive got it!!!" I yelled, throwing my finger in the air.
"Lets play 36 questions!!"

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Hehe, part 2 should be up soon. ^^