Incorrect Quotes

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People seemed to enjoy these in my last book, so here you go.

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Ranboo, putting a cup on the table: Here you go, M/n. A nice, hot cup of coffee.


M/n: Oh, this is cold.


Ranboo: A nice cup of coffee.


M/n: It's not very good. 


Ranboo: Cup of coffee.


M/n, looking into the mug: I'm not even sure it's coffee.


Ranboo, looking defeated: Cup.



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Purpled, dramatically: She was poetry, but he couldn't read...


M/n: He was Jared, nineteen...


Tubbo: When his parents built a very strange machine...


Ranboo: Watch that scene, dig it the dancing queen.


All of them, together: AAAYYYY MACARENA!!!


Tommy: ...Horrible job, everyone.



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Ranboo: Has anyone seen Tubbo?


Purpled: Uh-uh.


Tommy: Nope.


M/n, putting down his book: I've got this one.


M/n, in a heavy Russian accent: Tubbo!!


Tubbo: *Distant giggling*


Ranboo, coming back out with a giggling Tubbo under his arm: Found him, thanks.


M/n, flipping through his book: No problem.


Purpled and Tommy: *Visible confusion*



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