The Dark Prince of The Owl House (Male OC x Harem)

Something ventured, Someone framed

At hexside academy in one of the club room held by the H.A.S. also known as 'the human appreciation society' Various human items, incorrectly labelled, are on a desk. Among them are a cheese grater labeled "nail clippers," a bag of chips closed with a flip phone labelled "whoopie cushion," an upside down umbrella hat filled with leaves labelled "food bowl," a Rubik's Cube labelled "weapon?", and a paper clip labelled "pay-per-clorp."

Behold. The wonders of the human  realm. *Picks up the paper clip* This little fella's one of their most valued objects. It aids in the compiling of printed wisdom, the scratching of gunk from under your nails, and my favorite... It even mimics the sounds of the human ocean *he proceeds to twang it* Aah! The human realm. So beautiful. *Walks over to the chalkboard* It's safe to say that the pay‐per‐clorp is a stunning testament to human ingenuity. Any questions? Gus questioned as He turns around to face the rest of the club. Eileen, Bo, and the unicorn Bard track student are all falling asleep, and mattholomule looks thoroughly bored. He raises his hand "ah! Our newest member, mattholomule" A‐Augustus, is this what the president of the Human Appreciation Society thinks passes as "Human Artifacts"? *Gus looks confused* Because at my old school, *pushes aside Gus's stuff* we had real treasures *Mattholomule empties his bag onto the desk, dumping out a rock painted to look like a cell phone, an egg with a skull painted on it, and a shoe made out of mud, leaves, and twigs. They're labelled "cellular phone," "human skull," and "sports footwear" respectively. The other members of the club gasp and lean closer to them* "bo: so real/boy: wow!/Bo: i-- i wanna touch them" go ahead. In my club, we didn't have any dumb rules.

*gasps and turns to his list of rules* Shh. He didn't mean that *Gus glares at everyone touching Mattholomule's objects, then takes them away* "hey/what/(grunt)" Well, this isn't your club. Thankfully "Exactly, who thinks I should be president?" Mattholomule questions the club members "i do!/Mattholomule for prez/ I'm an undecided voter. I wanna touch all the objects first. *Eileen and Bo talk over each other as Gus picks up the "phone."*" these are fakes gus said (gasp) what? "(stammers) You can't prove that! (Inhales) You're just trying to distract these human appreciators. You're afraid of getting kicked out of office. It's your word versus mine" (mumbling)/I don't know what to believe in anymore/My faith in Gus has been broken.

*Gus walks backwards into the chalkboard. He looks at a newspaper clip with a picture of on it.* What if I brought in an expert? "Yeah, right. Who can you find that's a bigger human expert than any of us?" I know a mage that has at least a dozens of human treasures, and what if i told you that i know a real human? "(Mumbling)/Why the secrets?/Show don't tell, man." Yeah. Uh‐huh. A‐And you've never brought your friend here. Why? "Well, there both always busy. They got jobs. But I'll bring them in tomorrow. They'll prove I'm right." *Mattholomule scoffed as he sat down with his arms crossed* Ah, sure you will, Augustus. Sure you will. *Gus grows visibly nervous.*

*The Owl House*

Meanwhile at the owl house we see eda luz and orion sorting through the boxes that were in the living room. Mom I highly doubt that we could anything valuable in these boxes orion said. Hey right now were low on cash and we need to make more sales eda said were running low on food, otherwise, we'll starve. "Eh, Well if it's comes down to that I'll hunt or eat king" (sr pelo gasp) you monster! I thought we were friends?! King said as luz gave orion the look but only to simply smirked and snicker meaning he was just messing with him until hooty swing himself open. Hoot-hoot! Visitor! Hooty said ugh it's better not be one of my ex-boyfriends cause I'm not! In the mood today eda said poking out through the doorway was gus. Oh it's gus orion said "come on in bud" hi gus what brings you here? Luz ask I...Need a favor from you guys gus said nervously "okay which one, a small or big?" Big favor. Do you think you two could come to hexside tomorrow? I kind a promise my club that I'd bring you along gus said nope, nah-ah sorry dude orion replied already declining "c'mon please! I need your help!" Gus, I'd love to go to school with you, but I don't know how I can *luz jabbed her thump over to her banned poster hanging on eda's framed wanted poster while orion was hanging on the corner of his framed wanted poster*