The story begins with the shot of a golden heavenly gate. The gates open revealing "Cherub Towne". Then a small cherub who takes the appearance of a white-skinned human baby with short, light coral puffed hair, a small light pink nose, and large periwinkle eyes with no irises or pupils. He also has pale rosy cheeks. His outlines, eyebrows, and eyelashes are colored in a shade of dark purple. He also sports a white halo hovering above his head, and a pair of periwinkle-and-white feathered wings on his back. He also wears a pair of coral overalls over a light yellow shirt with a white peter-pan collar, and periwinkle flats.
Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!
*The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.*
The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.
Nice one B! Millie said. Gimme another, Mox. Blitzo said
Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.
Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.
Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
[I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? *Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.* WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory, *The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with A* Where you make the things and I make the money! *Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.* Please! I'm very desperate!]
BINGO! *Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.* WOO! You're on a roll, sir! Millie cheered.
The camera pans over to Loona, who snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. Orion was busy playing on his phone until suddenly the building started to shake. It instantly woke Loona up by the rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.
Guys... Do you feel that? Loona asked. Oh shit is that a hellquake? Blitzo said. What, you guys get earthquakes down here in hell? Orion asked. Uh no it's not possible "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie! *Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.*" I'm not *holds up finger quotes* "panicking," because hellquakes don't usually happen every often. *Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.*
STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY! *Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape. Loona growls while on all fours*.
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