꧁ 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 | Jerma x Reader ꧂

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It was a regular boring night at your local McDonalds. You were working your usual shift, mainly being the cashier and giving people their orders. Tonight however, was a rather slow night. Nobody had come in for quite a long time.

Sighing in boredom, you rested your arms on the counter, waiting for anyone to come in. It seemed like the only people coming were going through the drive-through, leaving you without anything to do besides wait...

You tapped your fingers on the counter along to the faint music that was playing over the speakers, Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding currently playing. You glanced over at the clock on the wall, which read 11:47.  Still many hours to get through until you could finally leave after 2 A.M...

Suddenly, the door opened and finally a customer emerged from the pits. You promptly stood back up and put on your best fake smile. It was a very short man, who had pale skin and looked somewhat like a serial killer might, but somehow was dashingly handsome... You noticed he also had inexplicable catboy energy..

"Hello, what can I get for you today?" You asked the charming man. He looked up at the menu for a moment, "Can I get uhhhmm,. five McChickens, and two 20 pc chickmin nuhhget." he asked cordiously (i thoguht this was a word but apparently its nto sorry guiys) . "sure thing! thatll be 42.68" you replied, tapping the numbers into the gay little cash register. 

The man then slapped a 100 dollar bill ontonthe counter, and ypu looked at him in confusion. "Keep the change" he said and winked 😉 causing you to blush 😳 "u-um, thank you...!" You said, graciously accepting the money and putitng it in the reguster or whateve rit is they do. guys i just ate my last powdered donut and im literally cryign rright now 

You telepathically communicated the order to your colleagues and handed the receipt to the man, your hands touchied briefly as you gave it to him which made you blush 😳 "My name is Jeremy btw :)" he said and he headed over to the botoths to set down. u watched him walk and noticed how juicy his ass was.

You realized you were sweating profusely so you wnent over to the soda machines and poured Sprite directly into your mouth to cool youndown. You stroked your long santa beard and headed back to the counter, catching glimpses of Jeremy every so often but not staring ebcause that would be weird.

While waiting you opened your phone which had a Remilia Scarlet lockscreen and read some Paw Patrol fanfiction on Wattpad. Only a couple minutes passed before the order was ready and you called Jeremy over to take ot.

"Here isnyour order sir, I hope you enjoy ☺️" You said politely to him and he smiled sexily. "Thank you! By the way," he started after taking the bag from you, "this is kinda weird but can I get your number? 😅" the tiny man asked and you blushed 😳. "Oh! sure!!" you said, fumbling to get your phone and uou added eachothers numbersm wahoo

Jeremy thanked you again and headed back to his booth wherehe promptly devoured all 5 McChickens and 40 McNuggets. You watched in awe as he did, wondering to yourself how he could do that. You shook your head and headed into the kitchen grabbing a choclate milk bottle and pouring a shot of whisky into it and downing that bitch right there. "ughghn yea that hits the spot" u said to no one and thenheaded back out, where heremy sas still eating the 67 mcchickens in a row.

suddenly , a ufo came out fo nowhere, breaking apart the roof of the mcdonalds and its big lazer beam thign came and abducted jeremy itno the ship!!! "holy fuck!!!!" you yelled in surprise, unsure of what to do. you took a deep breath and as the ship started closing its beam you jumped in and was abscuedcuetd into the ship,!!!!  you then blacked out........

TO BE CONTINUED 😱