꧁ 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 | Jerma x Reader ꧂

trapped in a planet with jeremy elbertsom

you and jerma had been stuck on this ufo for quite some time now, at least it felt like it anyways.. you tried to take a nap for a little bit on the floor while jerma performed some dark rituals in hopes of you guys getting abck home, but to no avail yet. 

you slept for awhile and you dreamed about my little pony (your favorite tv show) but soon jerma suddenly shook you awake. "wake up y/n, i think we've landed somewhere. " 

you groaned and sat up, holding your head cuz you had a headachey :( "those duck aliens left it seems, i think we couldget out!" jerma said with a hijt of hope in his voice, and dd your heart fluttered cuz he was so hot 😖

"ugh i wanna go back home so bad i need to feed my fuckign neopet" you said sadly, thinking about your poor neopets. you also had to take a massive shit and it was beginning to hurt

"dont worry," said jerma, sticking his tiny, tiny arm through the holes in the door you had formed earlier, the silly putty filling them had been pushed out, "i think i,,,,got it!" you guys heard a tick at the other side of the door, and suddenly it oppened with a loud mechanical hiss and steam formed out around it like in the movies!

"wow!! jeremy youre so amazing!!," you said in a voice with sparkles in your eyes like an anime character and jerma blushed 😳 "haha it was nothing.." he said shyly, scratching the back of his head nervously.. omg.."hehehe!" you giggled gayly and skippdedoodled out of the room and into the main part of the ship with jerma

you guys were now staring at the giany room with all the ship controls and buttons which were glowy and a big window showing where you were!!! you were landed on a big planet with strange purple trees and the grass was purple and teal! the sky was also pink, and it eas bright out so you figured it must be day time.

"wow it looks so strange!" you said out loud. jerma pointed you to a conspicuous oooking door near the side "i think this is the way out!" he said, runningnover to it and pressing a weird blue button which opened the door! "woah" said no one and you guys ran out into the strange new planet.

"we should probably get farther away from the ship so those duck aliens dont find us and bring us back!" jerma suggested to you and you gusy ran a little bit away from the ship but nit far enough to lose it in case of emergancy..

"all this cuz i took a night shift at mcdonalds huh.." you sighed, looking around the new planets scenery and staring at the sky, hoping for a sign of the earth, but there was nothing...just an empty, pink sky, which made you really want strawberry milk....

"...im sorry about all this..." jerma apologized sadly to you, sitting down on a weird yellow boulder on the ground. "none of this wouldnt have happened if it werent for me and my stupid gambling addiction.." he took his head in his hands frustratedly and you sat down next to him and patted his back comfortingly, he was ice cold 😳

"howd you upset aliens with a gambling  addiction??" you asked. "well..,i took a loan from a shady company so i could continue to feed my addiction, you know how it is, but i never paid them back, and well,,, turns out i took a bunch of space money from some very unhappy space ducks, so i guess they decided to abduct me...maybe they intend to execute me...." he shuddered at the thought... 

"how will i continue my streams now if im stuck in space, where no one can find me...." he weeped, and you hugged him. "its ok...at least we have eachother <:)" you tried to comfort him. he weeped for 4 hours straight and you hugged him the whole time. eventually you guys noticed the sky turning purple and figured it must be getting close to night time.

there was a forest right nezt to where you were so you both went into it, looking for a safe place to stay. eventually you came upon a little cave carved out from weird pink rock, so you both went into it and claimed it for the time being. you also brought in some fallen wood from the purple trees to start a fire. it wasnt very cold or warm on the planet but you figured itd be nice anyways.

you both sat by the fire as it got darker and darker and soonthe sky was a deep shade of purple with teal clouds forming. but it was nowhere as beautiful as jerma's eyes in the soft light of the fire, sparkling softly...wow.... he was so handsome... you thought you were very lucky to end up with such a handsome fellow of all people to be trapped in an planet with!

you prepared some gigantic purple leaves you took from nearby trees and plants to lay on for blth you and jerma and soon fell asleeep, and he slept next to you omg 😳😳😳 to be conifnued in the nex shapter........!!"