Working a late night shift at your local McDonalds, you meet a dashing young man named Jeremy, and love quickly blooms between the two of you....😳💖💖
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you and jerema sat around for a while, mostly in silence, hoping for someone to come to your rescue. the sun was beginning to set now and you munched some jalapenos in the mean time.
you didnt even notice until now how greasy you were as you ran a hand through your (Y/H/C) hair. "uughghh i feel like a mcdonalds french fry" you complained as you touched your stringy ass hair.
hearing you complain, jerma turned to you "there was something like a river nearby.." ge said. "i mean, we dont have soap, but..it's somethung" he hgignvugnugjvuv
oh!! that would work!! you thought. but wait...youd have to be....naked? 😳 oh my! what if jerma accidentally saw your gigantic buldging muscles, nekid? you blushed furiously at the thought ! itd be just like one of your ecchi animes XD
you decided to headed to the river anyway because whatever and duou got all sexy and nekid and jumpedmin..the water was bright purple and it wss weird! it was also cold but you didnt care.
while you got all the water in your hair you started thinking about home and all the things you wnated to do when you got back. first you were gonna eat 4 dominos pizzas in a row and watch your favorite movie Tooth Fairy (2010) starring The Rock. you loved this movie so much and you wrote tons of sexy fanfiction about The Rock's character dating Stephen Merchant's character from the movie.
soon you were done "bathing" and headed out and put all your smelly clothes abck on. you only felt slightly less greasy :(
you walked back intot he cave and jerms was peacefully sleeping on one of the gisnt leaves awwww. you tenderly pet his hair and sat next to him, waitin gfor any signs of help while you meditated. aaaaaaaaaa
hi guys soryr for updating so slow my obstructiv epulmonary disease thign went away but the flies are eating away my eye ahd im half blind now so its hard to see and write and stuff XD dont worry ill still be updating nayways becsuse i hate my body and wish for it nothing but suffering and agony! luv u guys xxx
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