Adulthood

The Big Outage

1:52pm

Krupp: Thank you all for coming to the Piqua, Ohio College Teacher Conference. We are all here to talk about you and your grown little brats and their behavior in class yesterday.

Jerry: Well? My daughter and son are well behaved. I don't even wanna be here.

Krupp: SHUT YOUR HALFWID PIEHOLE, MR. CITIZEN! NOBODY CARES!

Tyrone: Our Cody ain't do nothin, sir!

Judy: My poor baby boy got beat up!

Moses: I remember coming here for college, I've always got fat shamed my whole life. I don't anymore. Heh

Barbara: Yeah. Before we even met I've overheard you being fat shamed!

Krupp: ENOUGH!!!! Now Mr. Citizen, About your son and daughter's behavior at college yesterday was very overvalued. They were being stupid heads to Cody yesterday and then filmed on world star exposing them!

Jerry: Well? Cody's the punk here and I don't want anybody near that filthy little jerk!

Judy: YOU DARE TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT, I'LL FUCK YOU UP!

Tyrone: YEAH! HM! HM!

Krupp: *sigh* Okay.... Just scram and go home.

A Few Minutes Later.

Lennie: Isn't this obvious that Cody returned here and never left us alone?

Harold: Yeah. Jerk.

Melvin: Oh... I suppose this invention would work.

Jai: Was that.... Melvin?...

Lennie: I suppose so.

Melvin: *lights up his cigarette*

Lennie: What's up, Melvin? Wow! Look how much you've grown! You don't have your glasses, Bro!

Melvin: *cough cough* Yeah.... You overdressed Salads better stay the hell off my lawn before you get your asses wacked!

Barbie: Well we won't! And we will not stay off your lawn! And what the hell is that invention over there?

Melvin: It's my meatball launcher 300. I've still made inventions since I was 11, I still do. I'm 24.

Junior: Lame.

George: Well, can we try it?

Melvin: *slaps George's hand* FUCK NO! IT'S MY ONLY MACHINE I'VE MADE IN YEARS!

George: Welp, Okay!

Barbie: Yeah. It was good seeing you. And ew! You're blowing smoke in my face! Back off, Idiot!

*they leave*

Melvin: Goddamn losers trying to get their grubby fingers on my Meatballs.... Fuck it.

Jai: Some overstrict Nerds are trying to find a way to piss us off. Really.

Junior: Yeah! And guys! The college party is tonight! Are you guys going?

George: Not me....

Barbie, Jai, Junior, Lennie And Harold: What?

George: Yeah... I have a recital I have to go to. It's my cousin's dance recital at her school and we're going whale watching at the ocean.

Junior: That sucks!

Jai: Yeah! We're going to a huge college adult party where we watch Worldstar, NFL, Eat Pizza, Chug more lean, And Everything!

Junior: Yeah! We will even get to meet nice other people!

Barbie: Do you guys remember Erica Wang?

Lennie: YES! She used to be the cool one when we were young. She read all of George And Harold's comics.

Harold: Now she's 27 and she's the hottest girl in college. She has those sippy jeans! Nice!

Barbie: That's enough, Babe. Let's go home. It's 11:00pm. Bye guys!

Jai: Yeah. See ya!

Lennie, George and Harold: Bye!

Harold: See you at the party tomorrow night!