Adulthood

The Nightmare

Jai And His Friends Were On Their Way Home From College On The Bus. The Bus Driver Had To Use The Bathroom. Jai Had An Epic Crazy Plan.

Jai: Okay. Come on guys. We can't just sit around for 2 hours on the bus while the driver's in the Bathroom!

Lennie: Yeah.

Jai: I know! 😈 I can have fun and drive around like hijacking. But way different.

Harold: But Jai, there's little kids on the bus! And kids who bully us. We'll die!

Jai: I said it's gonna be different! I'm gonna be driving around like we're in A magic Pony Unicorn Fly-Land! *goes to the drivers seat* *starts the engine*

Barbie: (whispers) this is gonna be good...

Lennie: Hm....

Jai: Let's gooooooo! *zoom*

*Children screaming*

Gonzo: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

George: I WILL NEVER GET TO EAT ONE OF HAROLD'S DELICIOUS HOMEMADE CHICKEN NUGGETS AGAIN!!!!!

Jai: *holds the school bus microphone* WELCOME ABOARD TO THE CITIZEN BOY'S MONDAY NIGHT'S CRAZY FLYING BUS RIDE!!!! Next Stop, Cody ken doll's house! *throws him off the bus to his house*

Cody: AAAEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Barbie: YEAH!!!! ONE FOUSAND POINTS FOR JAI!!!!

Jai: NEXT STOP, JOSEPH GAY BOY'S HOUSE!!!!! *throws him off the bus*

Joseph: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Barbie: THREE FOUSAND!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Jai: HOLD ON TIGHT! NEXT STOP, MILHOUSE THE FREAK'S HOUSE!!!

Milhouse: GAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *splat*

Barbie: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PARTY IN THE BUS!!!

Jai: LAST STOP, LISA THE FRECKLEHEAD'S HOUSE!

Lisa: NO WAY, MISTER! I'll HANDLE THIS!!!

Barbie: Don't you dare, Lisa! I will cut your guts in half and I will kill you!

*bus losing control*

Lisa: Oh shit...

Jai: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, SIMPSON!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!!!

*the bus crashes into the school*

A Few Days Later.

George: Oh my goodness....

Jai: I can't believe we're in jail for what we did!

Barbie: I was having a big party....

Lennie: I told you this was gonna be wrong!

Harold: Yeah. *cough*

Gonzo: I almost died....