oneshots about five hargreeves from the umbrella academy
just a bunch of day dreams i have/had so i'll be sharing some of them that i loved (and that i still remember)
mostly smuts!
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first smut🔥🔥🔥
cw: smut, dirty, kinky, daddy kink, degrading, hair pulling, a little bit of aggressiveness and i think that's all
enjoy!
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five had just gotten back from the future after getting his ass stuck there for over 45 years, what an idiot, he should've listened to father. it's been three days now and he's still a complete asshole but somehow you couldn't get your eyes off of him, sure you've known him since- well since you two were kids but he had this attitude that he didn't have when you were young that just turned you on.
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you were alone at the academy, in your room, bored, reading a book about drugs that you stole in klaus's room that was rather boring. you were wearing a casual white crop top that was exposing your breast, with a short black skirt, when you decided to do something else because reading klaus's book was making you even more bored. you wanted to find something to do in this big house. after minutes of wandering around, you were too lazy to continue "42 bedrooms, 19 bathrooms but not a single thing to do" you sighed. you went back into your room which was at the end of the corridor which means you had to walk past all your siblings' rooms to get to it.
when you got to five's room, he was there, writing weird equations on his wall, so you entered his room to know what he was doing. "hey what are you doing?", "nothing of your concern" he replies, "thanks that must be interesting" you roll your eyes, and sit next to him on his bed, "what are all these equations for?" you ask him innocently, "i'm trying-" he starts, clearly annoyed with you breaking his concentration, but still trying to restrain himself from getting mad "-i'm trying to find a way to stop the apocalypse, and you are disturbing me" he says, irritated "well i'm bored, nobody's home, and you're the only one left, so obviously you'd expect me to come and annoy you" you look up at him with a smirk. "well i don't know, there's so much other things to do, like staying in your goddamn room all day" he says, still writing his equations, you roll your eyes again.
he looks down at you, rising an eyebrow as he sees your revealing outfit, you look back and make eye contact with him, he quickly looks back up to his wall "you look like a whore" he says bluntly. "what the hell does that mean" you ask, "your cleavage is very visible, very inappropriate for someone your age." he says back, still focusing on writing on his wall "the fuck you mean by "someone my age"" "well what i mean is that, you're like what? fourteen? fifteen?" "i'm sevent-" "yeah whatever. you know y/n, be careful there's a lot of weird guys out there that would love to fuck a pretty little girl like you" your eyes widen at his words, how could he say that? i swear that little shitbag gets weirder every day.
"what the fuck five? you're so fucking weird. and for the record, i'm not less of a child than you are" you fire back at him, he quickly stops writing and gets down, off of his bed, looking at you with one hell of those mad face he always does "well fOr ThE rEcOrD" he angrily quotes you "i am at least 40 years older than you" he says, with a sarcastic angry smile on his face while putting his hands in his pockets. you furrow your eyebrows, looking him up and down "yeah, very convincing" you cross your arms, he squints his eyes at you while clenching his jaw, making his sharp jawline very visible "i don't need to explain myself to you" he replies, throwing his hands out of his pockets and turning around, ready to get back to his "work". "why not?" he turns his head back at you "i don't have time y/n," he puts the emphasis on "time", "the world ends in three days, and i have to find a way to stop that from happening, or we will all die, is that what you want?" "no, but you've been working all day since you came back, i didn't even get a chance to properly spend some time with you. maybe you should consider taking a break, please, everyone left, klaus is probably off getting his ass drunk again, allison went to see claire, and luther is probably with her right now, diego, well um he's probably doing shit i don't even know about, vanya is still mad at us, and pogo and mom, well uh, they're not really people to hang out with... wait- mom's making cookies right now sooo- no but please five i'm bored"
