oneshots about five hargreeves from the umbrella academy
just a bunch of day dreams i have/had so i'll be sharing some of them that i loved (and that i still remember)
mostly smuts!
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cw: smut
five just came back from the future, apparently he's been stuck for over forty years, and he's now 58, i mean that's what he said, it explains why he's all mean all of a sudden.
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"so, are we gonna talk about what just happened?" luther asks, but five ignores him "it's been 17 years" he says louder, sitting up from his chair "it's been a lot longer than that" five replies, glaring at luther before teleporting to the counter to grab marshmallows on the shelf for his sandwich. they were all talking to five, asking him questions, you could see he was getting annoyed, "wait, how did you get back?" vanya asks, "in the end, i had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time." five replies, "that makes no sense" diego remarks, "well it would if you were smarter" they were all confused, but that actually made sense to you.
they all kept talking, you didn't say anything, you just listened, looking at five, he was just as beautiful as when you were kids, he was also looking at you, from time to time, slightly smiling when he caught you staring at him blushing. there was definitely a sexual-like tension between the two of you.
you and five always had chemistry, since you were kids, you two were more than friends, and your siblings knew it, it wasn't friendship at all, it was just love. he loved you, so much, and you were in love with him but you never admitted it to each other. but after he tried to time travel, disappeared and never came back, it was so hard for you, you couldn't stop crying, but vanya was always there for you, comforting you.
"nice to see nothing's changed" he sighed, annoyed, walking out of the room, "uh that's it?" allison says "that's all you have to say?", "what else is there to say? the circle of life" five replies from afar. "well, that was interesting" luther remarks, "wellll okayyyy very good, i'll just- go. bye" you say hurriedly "where are you going?" vanya questions, "my room" you shout, already mounting the stairs. "bet she's going to five's room" diego states, "yeah, they're probably going to-" "no. don't say another word klaus" allison quickly interrupts him.
you quickly walk through the corridor to get to five's room, once you get there you see him changing into his schoolboy outfit from when you were kids, you knock on his door that was already wide open to get his intention, "mmh?" "hi five-" you shyly say, "oh, hi y/n" "oh sorry- am i bothering you" you say as he adjusts his tie "no, it's fine" "okay, i-i just wanted to come and see you, i've missed you" you run to hug him, "what are you doing?" five says, startled by your action "it's called a hug, five" you giggle, "a hug. right." he sighs "i missed you too" he gently pushes you off of him, not so used to human touch anymore.
"you did" you say, a bit seductively, putting your arms up around his neck, "a lot" he stutters from your arms around him, you chuckle at the effect you suddenly had on him and smirk, both making eye contact with each other, you slowly lean against him, bringing your lips inches away from his, feeling his hot breath on you, looking at his lips as he looked at yours, without waiting one more second, you kissed him, his lips were soft, you loved it, you gently put your hand on his cheek, pulling away, "don't be scared" you whisper, smirking at him, he lifted his eyes from your lips up to your eyes, smiling. and he kissed you, putting his hands on your waist, you kissed him back as he aggressively pushed you against the wall, still kissing you, the kiss quickly turned into a heated make out session, you smiled, smiling about how he quickly took the upper hand (which was understandable since he's been alone and prolly horny for over 40 years😟). he slipped his tongue inside your mouth, you were now french kissing, and his tongue was doing amazing. you quickly took off his blazer, throwing it to the ground. he moaned into the kiss, putting his hands on your ass, pulling away and signaling you to jump, you jumped and warped your legs around his waist and he continued to kiss you.
a few moments later, he turned to his bed, still kissing you and carrying you, your legs still warped around his waist. he threw you on his bed, breaking the kiss, and he hovered over you, going back to kissing you, your hands on his cheeks, and his hands trailing down your body, slowly pulling your skirt down, and placing his finger on your panties, rubbing circles on it, you moaned into the kiss as he smirked. he pulled away, pulling your panties off, and getting down on you, getting to your pussy, he gently licked, flicking his tongue on it as you put your hand on his head, grabbing his hair as you moaned, "f-fuck five", he smiled, seeing you moaning his name.
after a few minutes of him giving you head, he went back up to you, getting closer to your ear, "ride me baby" he smirks, and you blush and smile, sitting up from the bed as he laid down, you get on top of him, straddling him. you smile and take off your shirt, looking at him. his eyes widened as your breasts slightly bounced as you took off your bra. "fuck y/n you're so hot", you smirk as his words, slowly putting your hands on his chest, trailing your hand from his neck to the hem of his shorts. you went to the top of his white shirt, and slowly unbuttoned it, "y/n" five says, getting impatient, and you could see it, you lean down to his ear "i'm in charge" you whisper to him, getting back to unbuttoning his shirt. when you got to the last button, you opened it, not taking it off but enough to reveal his abs. you slowly stroked him, and took his tie off, throwing it to the ground as well.
you get back to his shorts and see his tent growing, you smirk and take his shorts and his boxers off, as his member slaps against his abdomen. you take him in your hand and give him a handjob, before putting his shaft into your folds, slowly. you both moaned, you quickly adjusted to his size and started bouncing on him, putting your hands on his chest, throwing your head back. five groaned as you started going faster and faster on his dick. "fuck y/n you're so good" five moaned.
after a few minutes of you riding him, you both heard footstep and chatting. it was klaus, allison and diego. "are these moans?" allison said, "told you they were fucking" klaus spoke back, allison rolled her eyes at klaus, "shit" five whispered, you stopped and smirked down at him and he looked back at you. you continued to slowly ride him, "what are you doing" five mouthed to you, you just smirked at him, not saying a word, just a "shh" as you brought your finger to your mouth. five tried to steady and low down his moans, but you were doing so good that it was hard to. "five?you in there?" allison asked, "say yes" you mouthed to five, "y-yeah" five spoke up, "hey what are you doing bro, we heard moans" diego said "yeah is y/n in here with you" klaus added, "n-no, she's not with me" he kept stuttering, trying to hold in his moans as you were bouncing faster on his cock. "so are you like-" "c'mon we know you in here y/n" diego interrupted klaus.
all of a sudden you sat up until just the tip is in and slammed his dick all the way back into you, in which you both let out a loud moan in response. "okayyy get it y/n" diego exclaimed, "yasss get that dick gurl!!" klaus shouted, "omg five is getting laid" he added, allison rolled her eyes and walked away, uncomfortable. you laughed as five sighed, putting his hand on his face, embarrassed. "omg guys" he angrily shouted, mad at the boys standing right in the front of the door. you kept laughing, laying on five's chest and pulling out of him. the boys heard you laugh, and they were sure you two were fucking. "okay guys we'll leave you two lovebirds alone, act as if we never interrupted you" diego laughed with klaus and left.
"ugh" five growled, "always so grumpy" you laughed, putting your head up to look at him. he sighed and slightly smiled and chuckled. you gently stroked his cheeks and giggled as well. "welcome back five" you smiled.
