oneshots about five hargreeves from the umbrella academy
just a bunch of day dreams i have/had so i'll be sharing some of them that i loved (and that i still remember)
mostly smuts!
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okay this will be a short one ahah but anyways enjoy!
cw: smut, dirty, sub being dominant and that's all
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you and five were laying in his bed which, surprisingly, had enough space for the two of you. it was almost 1am "five we should go to bed" you say "alright, good night y/n".
10 minutes later FIVE'S POV
i couldn't sleep, i was thinking about everything that was happening, the apocalypse, the end of the world, my body being 13 again, going through puberty, twice now, but also me being horny, i mean y/n is literally sleeping next to me, her back rubbing against my shoulder, and against my di- no joke, the boner i had was now hurting me, i couldn't help it, i needed to do something about it.
2ND PERSON POV
"y/n" five quietly says as he gently taps on your shoulder, "are you sleeping?" "no" you say back, "what do you want" you groan "i'm horny" "omg it's literally 1am" you turn your head to him "i know i know but, could you do something about it, please, it's hurting" he whines "five look" you turn on the lamp that was on the nightstand next to you then step out of bed to get your computer that was placed on his desk "internet is your best friend" he looks at you confused, as you type something in the search bar "here you go" you hand him your computer "what is that" "oh- right" you chuckle as you remember that he's missed 17 years "it's pornhub" you start "it's a website where you watch videos when you're horny, and to pleasure yourself" you smile at him, annoyed but proud of yourself "here lemme show you" you choose a random video and click play "watch this, oh and don't forget to put these on" you hand him your wireless earbuds "that's very important put these on i don't wanna hear weird shit while i'm trying to sleep". he puts them on, still confused but intrigued "now good night fivey" you quickly kiss him on his forehead, giving him a quick smile, and turning off the lamp. "oh and, you can do your stuff, i'm putting my earplugs. good night". "okay thanks- good night y/n" he says, skeptical about what you just showed him but he decided to give it a try.
NO ONE'S POV
he clicks play and starts watching, two minutes in, the sex part comes in, five feels himself getting hornier as he slowly slides his hand on the hem of his shorts, slightly taking them off, pulling his member out. he quietly moans as his hands go up and down on his cock, he goes faster as the video gets more intense, his moans becoming louder, he couldn't control them at this point.
2ND PERSON POV
you weren't sleeping, you wanted to hear five's moans, they really were turning you on, as his moans got louder and louder, you turn your head around, seeing him jerking off to the video, you look at the video and see a girl, is he- "five what the hell?!" you shout and he startles "are you seriously jerking off to another girl?!" "i- i- uh-" he stutters. you aggressively take the computer off of him and hop onto his legs, straddling him. you pull his shorts all the way down, completely taking them off and take his member in your hands and give him a quick handjob before roughly sitting on him, pushing his cock all the way into your meow.
he moans loudly at the sudden move you just made, throwing his head back into the pillow, "you want me to fuck you huh? well you could've just asked, instead of jerking off to a random slut you see on a porn website" you angrily say to him, moving your hips faster up and down on him. "you-you're jealous aren't you" he moans, smirking "i'm not" you swiftly lean onto him, your mouth inches away from his as you stare into his eyes "i just love you idiot" you say as you quickly give him a kiss on his lips, getting straight back up, still bouncing on his dick. "you do" he says, moaning loudly, "a lot" you answer, "holy shit y/n" he moans "i-i'm in love with you" he screams out moaning again as you go faster and harder on his dick. "fuck five what took you so long to say it" you moan, "i don't know" he starts, putting his hands on your hips "but i fucking love you" he says as he cums without any warning, he groans as you release on his member right after.
you get off his cock and lay down on him, out of breath, your chin in your hands, on his torso "five- i'm so happy to be with you" "me too y/n, me too you cannot imagine" he wraps his arms around your waist as he looks down at you, with a smile. "omg you're smiling, what a first" you laughs, he chuckles "you're so handsome when you smile, you should do it more often" you smile back at him.
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a/n: shit the last part was cute ig- sorry didn't mean to 🙄✌🏻 not a big fan of five fluffs but they're okay✋🏻 making me feel single but eh ANYWAYSSSSS that was so funny to write, i literally had this scenario stuck in my mind so i HAD to write it down and make it a story hope you enjoyed byeeee😩✌🏻
