Sarvente's Mid-fight Crisis

The unholy sarv

This is an au where ruv is like sarv and sarv is like ruv but I will take this down if the person who I asked permisson to write this from isn't ok with it now without further adeui
Sarvs P.O.V
Well hope I don't have to spend another night there again those bushes are a whole lot less comfortable than I thought they they would be well anyways I should probably get up before someone sees me "aaaaaaaahhh welp time to get up" oh crap someones in there shi shit shit got to go sarv tripped over a tree root "OW FUCK" *gasp* "are you ok" this person says "I am fiiine" sarv says falling back on the ground with her leg in pain "are you sure I have a first aid kit" sarv looks at the wound the man sees it to "you coming with me" this guy litterally picks me up bridal style what the fuck? Well I ain't gonna fight it my leg is in no condition to do so he sets me down on a weird marble stage where there is a radio I don't pay any mind to it what I do pay mind to as it's all painted grey and falling apart "what the fuuuuuuck?" Hey no cursing he says with a bandage in his hand "ok well if you say so" after he is done bandaging my leg he asks if I wanna join th church I asknis I can stay here if I do he says and I ask for his name "oh I can't belive I still haven't given you my name" he says face palming my name is ruvzyvat and whats yours "my name is sarvente" so now what do I do what is he going to do anything bad he doesn't hostile doesn't seem like a bad person also why would he have pink hair he if he is male that makes no sense though to be fair I dyed mine to be silver and it turned grey sooooo yeah also his hair looks like a bush but really fluffy which is really weird I wanna touch it but I don't want him to kick my ass out so I refrain I see a pair of mic's I look at him he looks at me I give him a smug face and raise and lower my eyebrows  he understand so I pick up a mic he just gets up on stage no mic I don't care then I start I start slowly this song is one I taught myself I call it parish (also instead of a flute sarvs voice sounds more like a trumpet in this au and with ruv his voice sounds more like a tuba than a kick drum) his voice is so loud he is quickly becoming better than me AT MY OWN SONG oh god I start to pick up the pace which throws him of track he starts singing so fast that I'm not sure I can keep up but I try holy crap I am actually winning hah heh um wait what suddenly his voice is shaking the church I realised why it looks so demolished oh god I try to compete by yelling but his voice is like a tuba mine is more like a trumpet his will always be a lower note even if I have highe decibles but I keep trying and... I lost figures I could never compete with that he offers his hand with an innocent smile on his face and says man you are really good I shake his hand uh thanks he says with a few more like that you would probably be better than me anyways I should probably get back to work not many people come here but I still gotta do some work around here see you when I am done or whilst I am cleaning who knows well I definetly do I say 666 words booyah