Sarvente's Mid-fight Crisis

The Good 'ol Days

NSFW 18+ warning I wake up and take off the blind fold and think it's gonna be so great to see again and it's dark right it's still dark well I better get to work on cleaning the church after the sun rises for now I guess i'll just sit and wait I sat there for a LOOONG time but once the sun had rised Welp it's time for work I need to get up after getting up I decided to say hi to sarv"hey sarv how are you doin" "huh oh hi ruv uuuum I mean it was fine" "ok that's good well I need to head to work you need help with anything before I go?" "No i'll be fine by have a good day" "aight bye sarv" alright so now I need to find the cleaning supplies after gathering the suplies I started to sweep after that I mopped it wasn't going bad untill CRASH! What th- sshrk uuhh- ow those... the kids stabbed me they came back it's been so long I thought they would stay gone ruv walked through the door and saw they started to run ruv ran over to me and went to get a med kit fater wrapping myself in bandages I just layed down for a while and eventually fell asleep by accident it was now sunday and yhe person from three days earlier he saw the bandages and became wide eyed and asked what happend I said that I got injured and told him the benifits of joining he said that he would join after that we went strait to the activities of masses sunday then ruv came out of his room I gave hime the side eye and looked at the poster he understood he took off his ushanka and jacket and ruffled up his already ruffled hair he then walked over hey you new here I don't think I seen you here before I-I-I- uhhhhhhhhh don't eat I accidentally say out loud ha ha ha I say sounding very sarcastic do to not really being able to laugh man all I did was look at him I looked back at sarv yeah and you just scared him he is the only one here and if tou scare him off I swear ruv you'll get 12 squirts every time you curse hey umm is it time to start the activities or sho- oh your right I forgot about that let's get started first we prayed to god then we gardened and then we had a rap battle man huff puff your good huff puff huff puff thanks I huff tried my best puff hey wanna have a go woth me ruv unless your willing to do that in you church no! Fine then ruv mumbles now anyways I would like to set up a meating later for us to discuss some stuff about when you plan on coming to church excetera okay :> ok well by I walk home ince I get home HOLY SHIT SHE WAS HOT
How was there not steam coming off of here jesus once I get there I can here him saying my name in a werid way I raise an eyebrow and knock on the door I here him scrambling around a yell coming a little bit later he opens the door sorry this place is a mess I just- hey while I was out there I heard you saying my name in a weird way why was that shit shit shit shit I uh what to say what to say oh "I uh just wanted to say it over and over to remeber and eventually started to say it weird to make myself laugh oh ok well let's go over the oof huh wh- what are you doing je tried to pin me against a wall and says are you ok and hugs me uuuuuuuum whaat are you talking about? 😓 you looked depressed amd gloomy I said lieing but I just wanted to make sure she didn't see it oh well anyways lets go over the times and what not I was talking anout
MAGICAL TIME SKIP CAUSE I I LAZY AS ALL SHIT
I have to use the bathroom brb after I get out of the bathroom he tackles me and he is naked I close my eyes and say WHAT THE HELL A- hhmmhffrg he he I he really had the audacity to stick it in my mouth I slapped him GET OFF OF ME he got up I find the door and leave it's raining well thays just great I get to a patch of grass then I get pushed to the ground and pinned then the crucibles on my head get ripped of and are used to keep me stuck in the ground then he starts trying to pull down my pants I am so glad of how complicated I made them I manage to get an arm free and pull one of the crucibles out and point it at the naked man who proceeded to lunge ate I dodged by rolling grabbed my other crucible and ran I almost got to the church when he hit me in the jead with something I svream to get ruv I am on the ground fighting nack he is still trying to get my pants off ruv runs out and DROPKICKS him Holy shit I hide behind ruv ruv raises his fists the man raises his ruv says just like the russian slapping contest but punches instead of slaps ruv takes a swing puches the guy in the chest the guy tries to kick ruv but ruv blocks with his arm grabs his leg tha the other and spins him and throws him dow the church hill and he lands on the asphalt and limps away I was inside curled up in a ball hiding a a corner ruv walked up to me picked me up forcing me to unball and said WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT GUY DO TO YOU and hugged me very tightly I started to sob I don't even know I continued sobbing I am so sorry I should have gone with you it's not your fault ruv it's mine I was blinded by the fact that he was the only person to join NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COULD NEVER BLAME YOURSELF FOR WHAT HE DID he looks me dead in the eye and says sarv you have been violated and we need to call the police what was his name where did he live he lives on 4th avenue washington rd amd his name is Mac John Argus ok I am calling the police A few hours later I heard sirens coming by and police knocked and asked if I would be willing to come outside ruv took his jacket and hat off and said not alone with a growl at the officer I nodded and the officer staryed to question me so what time dod the violation accure between 7:30 and 7:50 ok and what was the reason you think this happend I have no idea he just lunged at me fully naked after I went to the bathroom he was butt naked when doing so and that's when he... uh he ih I if yoir not ok with saying then you may just stop explaining we will have him behind bars soon ok have a good night officer you tou ma'am. I went back inside and ruv closed the door tears rolled down my face as I fell to the floor ruv took me to his room and put me on his bead and hugged me I hugged him back I cried myself to sleep and he hugged me till I fell asleep when I woke up I told ruv I didn't wan't to get up je was fine with that I layed in bed for days and once I got up I saw that ruv was hosting a sunday with 9 people I got dressed dried my tears whatched alot of memes and looked at cute pictures and had my smile back and went out and joined in on what ever they were doing afyer that ruv pulled me up on stage and said and now the pstaor and nun of this church will be taking controll he whispered we are on the third activitie alright so do they know of this part yes ok so who is first a little boy with blue hair raosed his hand so I greeted as he came onto stage hi I am sarvente what is your name I greeted with my hand out his girlfriend walked up and said I am only the translator beed he says his name is keith well it's nice to meet now let's start beep bop skbeep bop po KEITH STOP DOING THAT sked sked sked I assume you didn't say anyrhing good welp let's start I start off by singing worship and he does every thing I do so we tied then I sing parish and he beats me so I pull out gospel and am barley able to correctly sing it myself and then when he tries to repeat it I here bones cracking as he goes stiff what happend is he ok yeah he's fine he just needs to come with me we'll be back have a great day you to I wave back allright anyone else a dark skinned woman with an afro rases her hand she walks up to the stage she looks really chill I try to match her personality to make her feel more comfortable I offer a hand my name is sarvente I know my is name is carol she shakes my hand and put's her hand back in her pocket I will start ok she starts singing her song is complicated but she sounds so I can't describe it I syarted off with parish to match the singing rate then we move on to round 2 ROUND TWO okay ruv carol start again she is singing a lot faster I try to match with worship but she wins figures I wasn't trying to be competetive I liked her she seemed like an amazing person she said she would bring her boyfriend whitty hear if she could I said ok as she went to sit down I asked if anyone else wanted to and no one rased there hands oh well I said that this is the end of mid fight sunday please comeback soon and if you want to stay afterwards to help you may only one person stays it's carol hmm oh hi you may go now she was just sitting there oh no I was waiting for the first thing you want me to do oh om well
AND NOW THE MAGICAL TIME SKIP CAUSE I AM REALLY FRACKIN LAZY
Well now that all of the chores are done you have npthing left to do most of the time I do this myself I didn't expect you to help with everything well I havent got much else to do except for watch tv and uuuhh that's it
Oh well have a great evening I say yawning g'night 'NIGHT RUV night sarv I walk over to may room but ruv grabs my arm and asks if i'm okay with sleeping alone I say I will be fine I am the one with the happy aura you have the depressed suicidal aura I should be fine he chuckles I go to bed and have nightmares of the man catching me and doing horrible things to me and then it suddenly goes dark and i'm running again I make it to the church but a big scary clown crawls out of the groundnI keep trying to run and then ruv wakes me up AH DON'T TOUCH ME sarv it was a nightmare oh I guess you were right I hug ruv look sarv you will always be safe as long as I am around *hic* ok *sniff* he starts to hug me tighter I start sobbing I just I don't even know what happend that night he did something that should never have to be spoken around a person as innocent as you I could tell he was crying to I stop crying ruv are you ok no this world doesn't deserve you and you deserve much better than how you are treated by people around you that carol person was probably the nocest person you'll get to meet not many people are that nice you.....you are to sweet and innocent I could never allow that to happen again do you understand me ruv I- I am at a loss for words and don't know what to say just rest ok ok ruv sleep well you to sarv once I get to my room I just sit and realise that I was crying what the f- why am I crying I am trying to sleep and after a few minutes I pas out and wake up to someone knocking on the church door and so I get up and answer it's carol and she is holding on to a metal hand and she walks in and an 8ft tall bomb headed man walks in being dragged behind her he looks really angry carol why the fuck am I here she quickly turns around and puts a brick in a rubber glove not sure why she had either of those on her she the slapped his face with it OW WHAT THE HELL WHY this is a church stop cursing ok ok jeez well anyways welcome but why are you here we don't habe any activities ready carol looks at the microphones and says yeah you do the microphones oh well actually I have a friend who is asleep I knew we shouldn't have come whitty stop it no he's right you should leave or of you want you can stay we have food water tv internet aight we stayin seriously whitty what you know how long it's been since we've had internet still eh whatever allright we'll stay okay I will make some food
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