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SCHOOL STARTS

SHREK'S POV:

*I wake up in the morning and get dressed and take a shower (in the clothes I just got dressed in)
Then I go to eat my pice of toast bc I am so cute and little and I am anime girl Shrek. Once I get my toast I realized that I was late again bc I am cute little anime girl with toast but also shrek. I run outside and notice that the bus was leaving me and then I cried.
I heard some weird ass train noice coming from behind me and then I turned around and saw HIM.

Thomas the train engines pov:

I woke up late but it's no biggie bc I am a really hot train with loads of friends and not to mention my HUGE cafs bc I have awesome legs bc I run but I'm also a train.

I was heading down the road when I saw some really cute little anime girl but she looked like she was sick bc she was green. Then I made a train noice because I am a train
I saw her look back at me and I started to freak out bc she wasn't moving and I was definitely going to hit her but because I'm so hot and sweaty and awesome I drifted away from her but hit a bus with tuns of kids on it.
I couldn't care less but then I noticed she was lying on the floor and acted like I hit her so I choo choo Ed my way over there and picked her up and put her on the bus that was totally fine and not crashed into and everyone was safe.

Anime girl SHREK'S POV:
I was on the bus bc he put me on top of the bus rather then in the bus but I didn't care because I saw him drift away like a cool race car in the water
But I wouldn't know about race cars bc I don't watch that anime.
We where at school when I got up to go to the bathroom and then I saw him the hallway choo chooing his way down the hallway.
SHREK'S mind: "damn how tf can someone be that hot but also SOMEONE that big can big in a school? Because he's train?"
SHREK'S not mind anymoreee:
I saw him get up but he wasnt siting down before so I was confused.
He Big cafs cought my eye sight bc they were so big and I saw him run away when I tried to talk to him about it

Thomas the train engines pov:
I ran away because the cute little green anime girl that had a bread and toast stuck in her hair tried to talk to me about my phat legs and I got so shy bc she was just to cute.
Then the next day i saw her and I.