I'm super nervous...but I need to do this. I'm going to invite Megamind over to my apartment. I know, it seems kinda fast, but he's so hot and I NEED more of him!! Anyway, I grab my phone and start texting Megamind:
Y/n: Hey, there hot stuff~ ;)
Oh no. Hopefully he doesn't think I'm a weirdo! My face goes red.
Megamind: Heyyy. How's it going, cutie?
uwu
Y/n: wanna come over to my place?
Okay, I finally asked. I need to work on my confidence...because...
I suck 👁👄👁
Megamind: Sure. I'll be there;)
You smile dreamily. I love him SO much...I know I just met him but...I feel this CONNECTION with him!
You give him your address. No matter what, you trust him. He's the most perfect man in the world.
About 2.182883 seconds later...
DING DONG
The doorbell!
Megamind must be here!
You check yourself out in the mirror and...you don't like what you see lol. Anyway, you fix your hair (if you have any I dunno) and walk downstairs trying to look hot...even though Megamind is not even in the apartment yet. You open the door seductively. "Hi, Megamind!" You say, in your own outfit you'd wear to see that special someone ;) like Megamind ;). His eyes go wide. "H-hey. Good to see you," looks like you caught him off guard...don't worry, in a good way ;))
"C'mon in ;)"
Megamind? More like mega penis
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Megamind x Reader
RomanceDescription: Y/n is new to the city of Metrocity. You want to make new friends and even get a boyfriend (;. Y/n meets a tall, handsome man. He has a raspy voice and better yet, he's single. It's go time (;
