the actual child (chaotic male child reader x dream team/smp)

Back for the BREAD

(Y'all rockin with the 2 chapters in one day 🤔?)

*As we see dream and y/n,in Y/n house*

Dream:bro I can't believe I won a fuckin grammy

Y/n:I mean that shits cool or whatever but fuck do I care

*As suddenly ranboo kicked down the door*

Ranboo:where's that God damn money

Dream:bruh you ain't pay them bills?

Y/n:hell the fuck no

Ranboo:you thought you was dippin and dodging on the credit card payments?

Y/n:BITCH YES

Ranboo:hand of some fuckin cash

Y/n:I payed y'all 17 cent

Ranboo:what you thought we wasn't gonna come back for the B R E A D ?

Y/n:Ye

Ranboo:I don't play that bullshit...I play that gun shit fr😩

*As ranboo pulled out a gun*

Ranboo:throw a couple of bands,or you gonna feel this steal

Dream:oh he got bars,did you hear that shit?

Y/n:I don't give a fuck if you got bars

Ranboo:ye I got a mixtape coming out

Y/n:that weak ass mixtape ain't talking about shit

Ranboo:see you wearing them yeezys,that new Iphone,what you been doin to pay for all of that?

Dream:dawg his yeezys ain't worth shit for nothin,look at dem fuckers these bitches cheap

Ranboo:that's how it really be out here no cap

Y/n:What does that mean?

Dream:he ain't never had no real fucking yeezys,dem hoes fake

Y/n:BullSHit,these yeezys is fake

Ranboo:okay no more bullshit,no fuckin around,I came to hit a lick

Y/n:look I'm stacked up,but I ain't pay no bills

Ranboo:you gotta be smokin that strong, somebody got you on that
N U T S H I T

*As purpled walked in*

Purpled:Yo popeye's delivery,oh shit I came to the wrong place huh, y'all got all types of fuckery going on in here

Ranboo:armed robbery

Dream:yo who tf is this

Y/n:I don't know any of these hoes

Ranboo:everybody in this room hand of some FUCKIN CASH

Purpled: I work at food service I don't got money like that

Ranboo:you needa get of that high school shit,quit that pussy chicken delivery and get a real fuckin job

Purpled:You in here strapped to the teeth,tryna snatch some cash,from a mf that got maxed out credit cards,but I'm the one that ain't got a job

Ranboo:ay 7.25 a hour stfu

Y/n:yo lemme get that chicken biskit

Dream:you I'm about to go home

Y/n:you came in here with that toolkit,you either gonna shot somebody or leave

Ranboo:I would of shot one of y'all if I already wasn't on probation

Y/n:who tf is your probation officer?

Dream:yo PO must be smokin that pack

Y/n:real shit,get yo ass out of here if you don't wanna get caught up

Purpled:yo the police are on there way,somebody take this fuckin chicken biskit,I'm about to partir the fuck outta here

Ranboo:y'all some snitches

*As bbh walked in*

Bbh:geuss I ran into a little situation

Y/n:aight officer, arrest his bitch ass

Bbh: exactly what I'm here to do

*Bbh handcuffed dream*

Bbh:aight we caught you

Dream:hol' up wtf did I do