the actual child (chaotic male child reader x dream team/smp)

Y/n and quackity go to a french restaurant

Y/n:what kinda restaurant is this bruh

quackity: it's a french restaurant they got croissant

Y/n:what we gon eat..... R a t a t o u i l l e?

quackity:we bout to eat rat

*As suddenly dream showed up*

Dream:bonjour

*As you and quackity blinked multiple times*

Y/n:what is that

quackity:he said something about food

Y/n:he been eatin baguettes

Dream: here's your menus

Y/n:see dawg this what I'm talking about, you saying we at a french restaurant......this mf speaking american

quackity:who gives a shit dawg

Y/n:hand me that menu

*A few secs later*

Y/n:what de fuck are dez words dawg

quackity:french

Y/n:what kinda language is this

quackity:it's french

Y/n: where's the drinks at

quackity:bottom left

*As you tried to read the name*

Y/n:bours

quackity:I think it's boyers,the drinks

Dream:oh yeah les boires, that's the drinks

quackity:I know it's the fuckin drinks bitch,I just said that

Dream:word?,mf's are vOlaTile tonight

quackity:I'm bout to flash on this mf

Y/n:JuSt gIvE mE sOMe DaMN WatER

Dream:on my life, I will shmack the shit out of you

quackity:so what u bout to order b r u h?

Y/n:I'm studying the french dictionary real quick

*As you had glasses on while reading it*

quackity:you can't study a dictionary dawg

*As you took off the glasses*

Y/n:fym you can't study a dictionary? ITS A BOOK,look when the waiter come back I'ma be like....lemme get the 'biscuit chickenne'

quackity:they don't have chicken biscuit

Y/n:u fuckin blind bruh,look at the menu

Y/n:in english that translates to B I S K I T

quackity:you dumbass,that's not a chicken biscuit,that's chicken bisque,ITS SOUP

Y/n:look I know biscuit when I see it,I'm ordering the shit

quackity:fuck it man order whatever you want,I'm getting the snails

Dream:are y'all duMbShiTs, ready to order?

quackity:yeah lemme get the escargots de bourgogne

Dream: bourgogne?,we got a fuckin goofster in here

quackity:goofster?

Y/n: whatever tf you just ordered,you gon need a toothbrush

Dream:y'all the goof troop,roofus and doofus

Y/n:goof troop?

quackity:what he say?

Y/n:b r u h

Dream:what kinda bullshit you bout to order?

Y/n:yeah lemme get the uhhhhhh, chicken bisque...with no soup.... double biscuit,extra gluten

Dream:the bisque ain't bread goofy,it don't have gluten or bisket

Y/n:quit bein stupid

Dream:I can't order the bisque like that,it's a soup

Y/n:why the fuck u telling me that?,just take out the soup

Dream:I ain't doing shit til you get that order right

Y/n:you fuckin with the main character bruh,move around

Dream:aight we will get your order man don't even worry bruh

Y/n:listen man I'ma need you to pay

quackity:you ain't got no bread?

Y/n:nah I just ain't paying

Dream:here's the food

*As your plate was empty*

Y/n:where.....where's the biscuit,I asked for a chicken biscuit with gluten, I see no mf gluten

Dream:you ain't ask for chicken bisque,you asked for chicken biscuit that's what you got

quackity:food service employees bruh

Y/n:you know the deal

Dream:KFC is down the road goofy

Y/n:call me goofy one more fuckin time bruh

Dream:gOoFy AsS mF

Y/n:bruh

Dream:fuck y'all

quackity:let's get it started

*As quackity pulled out a huge gun*

quackity:look homie we fuckin hungry, hand off the escargots

Dream:heyyy....no guns allowed

*As he pointed to a sign*

quackity:awh man

*As he put the gun away*

Y/n:where's the manager,where's the chef, who's responsible for the, who ain't responsible,y'all need to put some fuckin food on my plate

Dream:bru look,look,look at the menu,see you ordered the bisque and in the description it says “its soup” it's soup,not bread

Y/n:look I'm a hype beast bruh, I can't read

quackity: weren't you just reading that dictionary dawg

Y/n:ye

Dream:look I ain't ever seen a more dumbass then you b r u h

*The end brought to you by chibi quackity giving chibi y/n a piggy back ride*