Ayo what

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DAVES VIEW!!
You are Dave Strider, after a long hard day of work you stumble drunk into your boyfriends house and lay down on the bed. Whatever shit Karkat was watching on the tv, you watch and try to understand it even though you are drunk and Karkat is like 5 seasons into it. *Ping!* Over on Karkats desk you here a ping from discord which is an app you showed Karkat. Without thinking, you stumble over to the computer and realise that the tab is still up. You see that Karkat was chatting to one of his friends Terezi. Sitting down, you scroll through the messages.

CG: TEREZI DONT MAKE THIS WEIRD BUT IVE GOT A MASSIVE BONER AND I WANNA PISS ON DAVE SO BAD
GC: P4H4H4 WH4T!!!
CG: I CAN FEEL MY BULGE GETTING HARD AND HARDER,, YOU KNOW WHAT LETS STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
GC: YOU P1SS1NG ON D4V3, MO4N1NG 4S YOU S1T ON H1S BULDG3~
CG STOP IT BULGESNIFFER!!

Since your drunk, it took you a few seconds to understand what the fuck you read. Scrolling up, you see a screenshot of a dm about you saying you want karkat to piss on you. Oh fuck no.

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