Your name is Karkat Vantas. You like drinking orange juice, LOTS OF IT! By the end of the day you always need to go to the bathroom. You have a boyfriend called Dave who works at your local TrollBucks. He likes to drink a few pints of beer but no so much that he gets full out drunk. He comes home from work at 9:00 pm and goes to work at 10:00 am. You wonder why you are even DATING this douchebag. He always forces you to listen to his "Sick raps" before he goes to work. And,, he always eats his roasted crab right in front of you. Sighing, you get up and sit down at your table and pull up your discord tab. Dave was the one who introduced you to discord. Apparently it was "Better than Pesterchum" and surprisingly, it is. You see that you got a DM from one of your close friends Terezi Pyrope. GC: H3Y K4RKAT!! CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TEREZI? GC: I H4V3 4 SCR33NSHOT OF D4V3 S4Y1NG SOM3TH1NG V3RY N4UGHTY!!! CG: WHAT???
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CG: WHAT THE FUCK. You quickly step back from the computer and try to process what you just saw. DAVE WANTS ME TO PISS ON HIM?! Weirdly, you feel sort of aroused by the fact that he wants you to do that. Sitting back in your chair, you fantasise about u sitting on his bulge and pissing on him. Blushing, you decide to drink extra orange juice today and hold the pee in until dave comes home. Finally, at 9:00 pm, Dave arrives home. But weirdly, its not his car. You stare out the window and see your friend Roxy Lalonde helping dave walk across the pathway. Immediately, you realise dave is drunk. You look back at the screenshot and feel your buldge getting harder and harder. Quickly, you cover your massive boner with your jumper and head downstairs. You open the door and Dave stumbles in. "He got a little drunk ehehe" Roxy chuckles. "YEAH I CAN TELL" You say. Roxy looks down and notices your boner. She doesnt say anything and heads back to her car and drives off. Dave stumbles up the stairs singing that one pirate song on tiktok. You immediately know that it is time to do your plan.
