IMESSAGE
tito ronie
Sun, Mar 4, 6:01 AM
ON-GOING CALL
00:01:45
"You called because of Tita Baby, did you?"
"Punyeta kang bata ka, halos atakihin Tita mo sa 'yo!"
"Sorry, my bad, I guess?"
"Bakit kasi may babae raw diyan sa penthouse mo?! Ginulat mo siya, e!"
"She's just staying over because she got drunk.
And FYI, I'm not alone with her.
Her other friend is here."
"Babae o lalaki?"
"Hm?
Come again?"
"Bingi ka ba?
Sabi ko, lalaki o babae kamo 'yung kaibigan niyang babaeng nakita ni Tita Baby mo?"
"She's a girl."
"Punyeta."
"Whoa, okay.
Uunahan na kita, nothing happened.
Whatever you're thinking right now, dismiss that idea."
"Wala pa akong sinasabing bata ka.
Tumataas na naman presyon ko sa 'yo!"
"Deep breaths, Tito.
[chuckles]"
"Patawa-tawa ka pa diyan!
Tampalingan daka ken, e."
"Really?
You're talking about hitting me first off in the morning?"
"E padala-dala ka kasi ng babae diyan sa penthouse mo, e!
'Pag 'yan nalaman pa ni Kuya Kin mo, yari kang bata ka.
Saan ka na lang pupulutin?"
"Hey, Kin's not conservative like you're making him to be.
Even him has secret girlfriends or sexcapades he's not telling you about—"
"Anong sexypades? Ano?
Gagong bata 'to, sa'n mo natutunan 'yan?"
"You wouldn't want to know.
Unless...?
Want me to tell you, though?"
"Ako, Seven, ke-aga aga iritado na ako sa 'yong bata ka."
"What?
What did I do wrong now? [laughs]"
"Ehhhh, basta!
'Yung Kuya Kin mo 'di pa nga 'yon nagkaka-gerlpren tapos ikaw nagdala na ng babae diyan sa—"
"Oh please!
Since when was Charlize my girlfriend?"
"...?"
"Ah, shit."
"Anak ng..."
"You heard wrong."
"Ulol, maayos pa pandinig ko."
"Anong Charlize, ah?!
Pamilyar 'yang pangalan na 'yan!"
"Haha, oh no, the connection's cutting off—"
"Hoy, Seven, baka mamaya si Ma'am Charlize 'yan na dinideliver-an ko ng parcels, ah!"
"Sabihin mong mali ako."
"—I can't hear you, the line's buferring, what are you saying? May sinasabi ka?"
"Seven!"
"BYEEE!"
CALL ENDED
00:05:23
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seven 🔒 @luckyseven · 56s
wew that was close 😅
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