A Series Of SasuNaru One-Shots

♥You Teme!♥

It was a normal day in konoha the birds sang there song, the sun shined with all it’s might the cool breeze blew the cherry blossom petals softly to the ground. It truly was a great day in konoha- “NOOOOOOO!” scratch that.  It would have seem naruto-kun wasn’t to happy about something lets see shall we.

“Oi teme where’s my ramen!!” naruto whined searching the pantry for all his ramen cups. “I burned it. It was taking up all my rice and tomato space” sasuke stated calmly walking pass the blonde with a tomato in hand. “NOOOO SASUKE YOU TEME!!” naruto cried out loud tears running down his whisker cheeks.

“It was for the greater good” sasuke told him taking a bite out of his tomato “I’LL KILL YOU!!” naruto yelled “I was helping you by getting rid of all that sodium in your so called ‘diet’ you claim to be on” he stared up into those watery blue eyes that he loved so much just without the tears.

Naruto frowned taking the tomato away from the raven throwing it on the ground and stepping on it. “If I can’t have ramen you can’t have nasty red tomatoe’s” naruto complained heading towards the fridge. Sasuke frowned looking at the mashed tomato ‘that bastard’ sasuke thought, naruto grabbed the full basket of tomatoes that sasuke had just for him “are you on your man period or-” the raven froze in shock.

“Naruto lets be reasonable about this” he approached the blonde slowly naruto shook his head angrily “you burned my ramen my precious precious ramen it was my baby sasuke and you...you KILLED HIM! We were going to grow old together” he cried  gripping the basket tighter.

“What the fuck you dobe i’m right here a real person you know the one you married!” sasuke shouted showing the golden ring on his finger. Once again naruto shook his head but in a cute manner “no no no they-they were my everything just like tomatoes are your’s it can only be even if I killed your healthy little babies” he frowned dropping one to the floor.

Even though he was getting pay back at the raven he forgot about the mess he was making to the poor white floor that they would have to clean up later. Sasuke began to panic if he couldn’t calm his blonde lover then surely all his tomatoes would be gone “calm down naruto just calm down”. “Stay away” naruto yelled backing up into the fridge.  

“I’ll take you to ichiraku’s if you calm down” naruto had stopped crying when he heard his raven lover say those words “ichiraku? Really?” he sniffled rubbing his teary blue eye with his free hand. Sasuke nodded his head looking over at the hostage that were his tomatoes “you’re the best sasuke” naruto chirped hugging the raven dropping the basket.

Sasuke eye’s widen he did a quick hand sign summoning a shadow clone who happened to catch the basket of his tomatoes. So the two lovers walked hand in hand to ichiraku were naruto brightened up in a mere second after coming in contact with a large bowl of ramen.

Sasuke sighed in relief ‘note to self: buy ramen for the dobe’ he nodded at the thought ordering a bowl for himself.