💜DATR One-Shots💙

Drunk Dib

Dib had a very hard time with Zim he was trying to expose him as usual, but Zim got away from Dib with the help from Gaz his sister, he couldn't get used to his sister that's dating an Irken that's planning on taking over Earth, although he did have Tak by his side he loved her so much he would take a hit for her, he grown that attached to her sure she was Zim's race but she was different and Dib liked when she talk about eliminating Zim for ruining her life he didn't blame her, Dib went to a nearby Bar and drink a few beers.

meanwhile with Tak....

Tak was on Dib's bed she kept calling him but he didn't answer any of her calls and she was getting worried.

'You have reached Dib Membrane leave a message if you can'

*BEEEEEEP*

''Dib answer your phone for god sakes were are you call me back now!''

She puts her phone in her pocket turning on her disguise and leaving the house to find her human boyfriend.

''when I get my hands that human ohhhh he soo getting hit by me!''

as she was walking she heard alot of screaming going on she heard two muffled voices say 'get out of here you big headed freak' 'yeah no one wants you here get out, you're too drunk' her eyes widened she went straight to were the noise was coming from.

back to the bar....

Dib stand on top of the table gulping down every last bit of beer, his eyes were crooked his scythe hair was a mess and he had a weird smile.

''I'm telling you guys Zim is an alien!''

The bartender and everyone else starts yelling at the big headed boy.

''get off the table now you need to leave''

''get out of here you waste of space''

''OH MY GOD HOW MANY FU##ING TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU HE'S NOT AN ALIEN YOU'RE LOSING IT''

Dib turns his head to the bartender and everyone in the bar and he rolls his eyes at them.

''pfffft yeah what are you gonna about it huh!''

he glances at everyone.

''HUH! exactly you guys have nothing to say to the greatest paranormal investigator cuz you know I'm right and all of you motherF##kers don't believe me, I chase that alien p#ick all day and he's dating my sister do you not realize that he could take over our world ever thought of that!?''

everyone didn't say anything which made Dib more and more crazy

''Say something!''

''Get out big headed r#tard ''

''ARGGGGH!!''

Dib gets off the table and picks up a bottle and smashes it on the guys head for saying that to him and he starts attacking everyone in the bar while he was doing that a female British voice stopped him.

'' Dib what the hell are you doing!''

''t-t-t-Tak?''

he fainted.

she frowns and picks him up and carried him out of the bar she took him to his house and placed him on his bed she jumped in bed with him and starts cuddling him she heard every thing what those people were saying to him she strokes his hair and kisses him on the lips.

''Don't worry Dibby I'm here for you always I love you so much my cute human don't let those idiotic humans get to you.''

she then whispers in his ear.

''I love you one way or another.''

Tak held him close to her she also turn off her disguise she licks her snake tongue at his face affectionately and kisses him deeply on the lips.