💜DATR One-Shots💙

Datr Vs Zadr

Dib and Zim were walking out Skool and Zim confesses his feelings for Dib.

''Zim you're really freaking me out I know this a joke!''

''LIES! ZIM WOULD NEVER JOKE TO THE DIB-HUMAN, ZIM LOVES YOU ZIM DOES ZIMMMM DOES!!!''

''Oh my god Zim I don't like you I've never liked you in the first place.'' 

''Zim likes you more then just a human friend!!''

'''I'm taken Zim and besides I've found someone waaay better then you!''

''You lie too much Dib-stink!''

Dib stops walking turns around to face Zim with the most angry expression.

''I'm just gonna put it this way Zim.''

Dib takes a deep breath and yells.

''I'M NOT G**********Y!!!!!!''

Zim stares at him blankly.

''So get your two antennae's out of your a$$ and leave me the hell alone you alien.''

and with that Dib walks off but Zim tackles him to the ground.

''You will kiss Zim!''

''get off of me you alien A$$hole!!''

Dib kicks Zim in the stomach and runs away Zim chases after him Dib was running through the sidewalks trying to lose sight of Zim, he pushed through the crowd of busy people Zim did the same.

 Dib went straight to the ally way when he got to the end he was met by a brick wall he rubbed his face and he felt a bruise mark on his cheek, he gets up to his feet but then he saw Zim with evil grin on his face he took out his pak legs approaching Dib.

"now you have no choice but to kiss Zim and."

he then pins Dib against the wall then whispering his ear.

"be his mate forever."

Dib tried thrashing out of Zim's pak legs but to no luck Zim was about to kiss him Dib spited at Zim's face he was burning in agony so let his pak legs go of Dib, the paranormal investigator made his escape running back to his house, when he got home he slam the door shut huffing and puffing.

"why does Zim like me so much I hate him I don't love him."

He locked the door and headed upstairs to his room when he do so he saw Tak undisguised laying down in his bed.

"how was Skool Dib, was Zim giving you hard time again."

she motions Dib to come by her, he walked over to her and she gives him a deep kiss.

''yes Zim was bothering it turns out he has a crush on me!''

he threw his arms in the air and his eyes were wide then he starts speaking really fast

''TakIdon'tknowwhattodoZimlikesmeTakyougottameTakpleaseplease!.''

Tak stops his rant by giving a kiss much deeper to shut him up.

''he has a crush on you?!''

she balls up her fist in the air.

"MY DIBBY, MY HUMAN BOYFRIEND!"

''Tak what ar-''

I'll handle this Dibby, I'm going to give Zim the worst pain he's has ever gotten!

Tak storms out of Dib's room going to Zim's house but as soon as she unlocking the door she opened it and saw Zim.

''Zim must see Dib-love Zim is here to claim my love pig so step aside Tak-beast Zim is here to get my Dib.''

Tak pushes Zim away from getting inside Dib just stood there shaking.

''Tak he tried to force me to kiss him while he pinned me it was horrible!''

Tak give Dib a frown and turned back to Zim with hatred in her purple eyes.

''YOU TRIED TO DO WHAT TO MY DIBBY THAT'S IT I'M SOOO GETTING MY REVENGE!!''

few hours later....

Tak sprayed water at Zim while screamed in agony while his skin was burning crazy, one of his contacts and wig were half missing during Tak beating him up to a pulp.

''If you try to touch my Dib again.''

she lifts up his head.

''I'LL HAVE MY DIB DISSECT YOU ON AN AUTOSPY TABLE!!''

she then puches him in the face knocking him out, Tak went back inside shutting the door locking it, she saw Dib on the couch still shaking she went to the couch sitting on his lap lifting his chin up to give him a much deeper kiss making out on the couch.

"I love you Dibby."

"I love you too Tak and thanks for saving me from Zim."

she then whispers in his ear.

''I protect my human man if any girl that is human or Irken try to steal you away from me.''

"Love you Tak."

"Love you Dib."